Today, I realized my wedding ring was missing. Turns out, my son had taken it to give to a girl he likes in the second grade. FML
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Today, I found my missing wedding band inside my 2-year old's pull up. It was accompanied by two coins, a Hot Wheels car, a pebble, and a dead bug. FML
Today, my wedding ring went missing. Later, my 3-year-old came to me crying, he'd got it stuck on his penis. When I tried to get it off, he peed on me. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, I finally found the jewelry my two-year-old son had lost when it got lodged in my foot. FML
Today, my 8-year-old daughter came home from school, saying she had gotten engaged and was wearing a ring. It looked real. Later that night, I got a call saying that their son had given my daughter his grandma's engagement ring. My daughter actually said no to the engagement, but still took the ring, FML
Today, despite been married for less than two days, my husband has managed to lose his wedding ring. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML
Today, I went to a jeweler's to buy a ring to propose to my girlfriend. When I was at the restaurant, in mid-proposal, with people watching, I realized I had left the ring in the store. FML
Today, after days of looking for it, I finally found the ring my boyfriend gave to me. It was on my roommate's finger. FML
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plethora 3
Try keeping it in a safe place. Or wearing it.
DownUndah 0
YES!!!!!! THATS BRILLIANT!!!!!!
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Comments (266)
Figureskater_15 0
thats not a FML, thats adorable. hes what 6 or 7? its adorable.
Elizabeth_495_xo 0
ohh thats adorable, just call the mom and get it back or something but you son is soo sweet
chunkofchange 0
kids suck.
alex_vik 1
Second grade? You're lucky if you can still teach him that he shouldn't be dating until he understands it and not to take shit that isn't his and give it to someone he doesn't even know.
peaceloveamala 0
i literally said aw when i first read this(:
silverx10 0
Aye, you wouldn't have this problem if you kept it on your finger where it belongs.
swimdudeno1 0
Why aren't you wearing it like you're supposed to?
PierreChaqueJour 0
That's sooooooo cute!!!! Now get it back :) And honestly, I don't think the OP did ANYTHING wrong here other than not tell this kid to stay away from her stuff. Is she supposed to wear her ring to bed, in a bath, doing dishes, or any multitude of other things that would require taking off a valuable piece of jewelry? It comes off sometimes. Also, the poor kid didn't know any better. It's a good learning experience not to steal stuff for women, but come on, a little boy being so sweet as to give a girl a ring as early as 2nd grade? That's a Hallmark moment right there!
Melodyfire 0
cute.... but cmon people not everyone wears their wedding ring! my mom takes it off for showers, sleeping, washing dishes, etc. my stepmom has sensitive skin and can only wear it every now and then. i take mine off for showers and playing drums. u dont have to wear it all the time...
bbq45 0
lol