By Anonymous - 09/11/2011 17:20 - Romania

Today, I realized I have to choose between being unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy and so is he. FML
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ohmandapants 16

Don't you have any HR reps? If not, QUIT. If he's making inappropriate advances I'm sure you could press charges. Make sure he's caught in the act!

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eddieyes 0

Errrrr, if you are hot, you can work for me... Butttt, I'm a guy too... Oops

Damn_Hippster 11

Sounds like horrible bosses...

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J3R3MYY 14

Oh and time to get a murder consultant, just not Jamie Foxx.

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urdirtyolduncle 15

15- horrible bosses part 2 - the homosexual encounter.

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btnhdude 0

But Jamie Fox's obvious bad guy act was hilarious.

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alito_fml 0

Can I work for you? Any type of "job" would do

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spiderman2211 0

Unless you earn like 100,000 a year, QUIT THE JOB. On second thought, maybe he'll pay you more if you give in to his desires.

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urdirtyolduncle 15

^ unless OP is a child sex offender, he should quit and find a new job.

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Keyman1212 14

I say you try and make more money by being flirty with him! You don't have to put your penis anywhere near him, unless you just really want to...

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Aim_Low 4

25 Just make sure it looks like an accident

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Damn_Hippster 11

It looks like we need...*puts on sunglasses*...Mother-****** Jones!

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i_amthe_walrus 0

Was I the only one seeing the third choice, sexual harassment charges? I guess it was just me.... Hmmm............

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ColdplaySucks 18

I'd take the advantage and talk yourself into getting a nice raise for your salary.

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ALpein 0

Well, if you're the pitcher, close your eyes and go for it. If you're the catcher... well, should let him take you out to dinner first.

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bubble25_fml 5

It's not gay if he has "NO ****" tattooed on his lower back.

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MeeshaMeeshaPup 8

129- thank you captain obvious, I did not think his boss was gay at all.

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a_cassie 4

but it is gay if he has "insert here" with an arrow pointing down on his lower back.

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dompa2011 0

You can tell your gay by your picture.

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MyMilkShake2Yard 0

I see a raise on your pay check and his, well that's not talk about that

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TheDeadlyTurtle 7

"Op walks into a bar asks the bartender for 6 shots the bartender asks whats the occasion? Op replies my first ********, bartender says oh really? Here's a 7th on the house then! Op says thanks but I doubt it will get the taste out of my mouth."

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markrs 0

120- ha! :) I've never heard that one before. Funny stuff.

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1123nic 0

Its only gay if you make eye contact!

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Horsempeg 25

Uhmm.its called sexual harrasment? He would be fired over you.

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pepelittle9 0

;3 you have fun with that!

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judices 0

^ I see what you did here

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judices 0

^ I see what you did there

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Jdimp 1

I would say use him to your advantage... buuuut that could turn bad...

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ovechkinisbeast 9

Sounds like you and him could have some funky buttsex.

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killa_k0d3 1

Butt pirates!!! Gross

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ovechkinisbeast 9

Jesus Christ! This comment originally said butt pirates. And my original response said what he said

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smirnoff1695 0

I suggest trying to find a new job but in these times, who knows when that will happen so I wish you the best of luck.

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2ndSucks 15

Luck, ****. Same difference. Gotta get lucky to get laid.

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derekwb 0

I see what you did there^

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ohmandapants 16

Don't you have any HR reps? If not, QUIT. If he's making inappropriate advances I'm sure you could press charges. Make sure he's caught in the act!

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yourlifeisbetter_fml 0

At least he thinks your attractive...

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J3R3MYY 14

Start using it to your advantage, see what you can get out of it... other than buttsex!

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xcdog16 0

^ I see what you did there lol

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