By deviable - 09/11/2011 17:32 - Canada

Today, my dad was putting seasoning salt into his mashed potatoes, when the lid came off and poured a ton of salt into the pot. My parents hate wasting food, so we still had to eat it. I think my taste buds are broken. FML
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My dad is very sensitive about his cooking. If I'd refused he would have made my life harder for the next few days. I said I liked someone's steak a little better than his, and it was a year before he cooked another steak. We generally try not to hurt his feelings.

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Only one way to tell. Eat some Brussel sprouts and if they're amazing your taste buds are broken.

That's disgusting! I hate when that happens.

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That's disgusting! I hate when that happens.

WERE IN A RECESSION. DONT BE WASTEFUL.

This doesn't happen to me all that often but it definitely sounds pretty disgusting.

My parents did that but with something that was like wasabe

mmmmmm...... Salt......

43, A lot of people. It's the only way I eat mine.

43- it is seasoning salt...

Who would buy salt for each season?

Sounds like a salty... Nah.

Ugh, I hate when people put mashed taters in my salt. I:

Did you parents enjoy the food?

Salt isn't food in my book. He didn't have to stir it in. I would have scooped out what of the salt that I could and gone about my merry way. FYL, OP, that sounds vile.

Why didn't they scoop out the part with a ton of salt?

I put butter, salt and pepper. It gives it flavor.

来了来了

Maybe they didn't want mashed potato in their salt

That's spicy.

*cough cough* Salty.

^^Wouldnt let me edit. Sorry about that...meant to comment something else:'(

Now you can blame your father for all your heart problems in the future, due to extreme sodium intake.

Your taste buds were asSALTed. No? Ok, I'll go in my corner now.

Salt is good for you!! It helps you retain water!! ;)

^ yes because who DOESN'T love being bloated? I just love retaining water, lookin' all nice and plump. So sexy.

124, salt dehydrates you, derp

^ and salt makes you retain water.

You salty bruh

When I was a kid my dad used to say "eat ur food there r kids starving in Africa! And then one time I was trying to finish eating but I was stuffed and he said u don't have to eat it I said what about the kids in Africa! He said maybe u should stop eating and send them some! Asshole lol. (this is years apart)

96 - I noticed you started a quote but you didn't finish.

Cool story bruh!

Tell it again^

Cool story bro* . Tell it again

142 - *facepalm*

I did finish, finished in her face! Haha just joking :) but how often can u make a joke like that? Definitely frowned upon in school

Why is everyone such a fuckin loser when someone spells something wrong by one letter or forgets to add a quote its not that big of a deal no ones perfect

149, I'm still telling my cool story, wait until I get to the chapter where you stfu

That's nasty.

OP should have just added bacon hey #4?

And popcorn chicken, and corn and gravy.

No, bacon AND Reeses Puffs. Get it right.

No, bacon AND Reeses Puffs. Get it right.

Awww yeah everything's better with bacon

62 you made me really hungry.. I want KFC now.

Bacon bits are delicious on mashed potatoes.

Am I the only one that read that in a clevlands voice?

Only one way to tell. Eat some Brussel sprouts and if they're amazing your taste buds are broken.

You're eating the wrong brussel sprouts. They are fantastic with a little butter and salt.

Sprouts sauteed in butter is ah-mazing and totally unhealthy!

Don't worry OP, tastebuds will recover over an extended period of time!

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Are you calling OP an idiot for eating the mashed potatoes or OP's dad an idiot for putting the salt in the potatoes. If it's the former, you fail. If it's the latter how does OP deserve it?

Chogle, let me fuck with your health and then I will say you deserve it. Does that feel good you fuckwit?

How is OP or their dad an idiot they had no idea the lid was loose dumbass.

and I thought my parents were bad..

same here. also, i just love the way this is worded.. "i think my taste buds are broken"

Dude my parents are devout Catholics. I'll take bad food over bad religion any day.

wrll i would hate to have over religious parents..

Would you like a heart attack with that?

maybe some kidney stones on the side.

Plug your nose and swallow it with water. That's what I did when my mom made me eat my veggies.

What are you 5?

That's what I did when I WAS 5...nowadays my parents don't make me eat shit I don't want.

It was brussels sprouts to be exact. And yes I still think they are nasty as shit.

The more you eat them, you can actually develop a likeness for them. I've heard that anyway... I've always liked veggies.

Yucky. Drink h2o for sure.