Today, I realized I have to choose between being unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy and so is he. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year-old guy. My boss is a 50 year-old woman. I desperately need this job. FML
Today, I'm currently in a relationship, but he acts like a child. My boss has been trying for over a year to get my attention, and I've ignored his advances this whole time, but now I think that I've caught feelings for him. I'm torn between a man child and my boss who makes me submissive. What is wrong with me? FML
Today, my boss sent me to a meeting with a client I've never met to do some damage control and renegotiate his contract. For two hours, he alternated between threatening to sue us, and making vulgar comments about raping me in his office. FML
Today, yet again, my boss whined to me like a baby over being "friend-zoned" by his secretary. Not only does he basically stalk her and make her eat lunch with him every day, she's a lesbian in a committed relationship. He suspended me after I lost it and told him to see a fucking therapist. FML
Today, I came to terms with the fact that my boss owns my soul for the bare minimum wage, and has me so whipped that he probably will for the rest of eternity, or until his ancient, withered, necromantic ass dies. FML
Today, I had to choose between staying with my boyfriend and moving out to a better job. I chose my boyfriend. He promptly left me because I didn't take the job. FML
Today, my boss keeps pointing out similarities between his wife and me. I genuinely dislike her, and have feelings for him. FML
Today, my boss broke off our relationship because he said it's inappropriate. I really liked him, but I accepted it and respected his integrity. A few hours later, I found out he's now dating my colleague. FML
Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
Today, after having finally summoned the nerve to report a guy at my workplace who has been sexually harassing me for months, I got a phone call from my boss. He said that there was nothing he could do about it, because the guy "wouldn't confess." FML
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Top comments
ohmandapants 17
Don't you have any HR reps? If not, QUIT. If he's making inappropriate advances I'm sure you could press charges. Make sure he's caught in the act!
gabrielbaby 9
Creeper....
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Comments (233)
Dcm210 19
good luck getting a raise.
xcdog16 0
His boss is alreadying giving him one
Honestly_Lainey 21
Use a nanny-cam type thing to catch him harassing you and press ch-ch-ch-charges :)
trixy81 10
Horrible bosses the gay version!
pistolpete01 9
this could really work to your advantage OP =]
ImDB8 0
Don't ask don't tell
o76923 8
Hey, don't bring homophobia into it. Whether your boss was male or female, it's still harassment. Go to HR (or your union rep) and complain about it.
iwadasn 33
You're the one bringing homophobia into it. The OP mentioned that his boss was a guy to emphasize that he didn't want to get involved with him. It's relevant to the FML.
jaredofmo 22
Job security?
hillbilly22 0
in this recession I say stick with the gay harassment dude or be like every other unemployed dick living off welfare and food stamps
Hannah_rox3 8
Just wear protection. *in this case, a plug*
Capt_Hammer 3
Sounds like SOMEBODY shouldn't be so darn SEXY!