Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year old guy. My boss is a 50 year old woman. I desperately need this job. FML
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tdub10
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Can you say cougar. Haha
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mrfruits
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sexy time yes?
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nickwest
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you get on that horse and ride son ride till you can ride no more my friend then repeat. don't be a faget look at the power you have dumb fuck.
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rushiee
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suck it up princess its just one smack (;
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chillpill
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haha u should be proud to get that older woman ;) but i have had a similar experience with my obese teacher while my ex gf was in the room. can anybody say akwardness??
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LisaBanana
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She just wants some good mc lovin' 'tis all!
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sloppyflow
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give her what se want she'd give u a raise
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corporatescoundr
| 25
had the same experience in my art history class smh...
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PieInTheSky24
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it's simply a friendly gesture ;)
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iSitt
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Just close your eyes and think of England.
They're all pink on the inside.
Married women know how to keep a secret.
It's French to cheat on your wife. It's American to get caught.
They're all pink on the inside.
Married women know how to keep a secret.
It's French to cheat on your wife. It's American to get caught.
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noscope_ftw
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^ lmfao priceless mate
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MrJentipede
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hit it, your career is on the line here
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MyDearBear
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Lol! XD
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MyDearBear
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yea! ;D
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Dyer18
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Tap it and get that promotion!
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hmna
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MILF!
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TNB_xACiDiC
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no not MILF....
GILF!!!
Ftw. . . ilol
GILF!!!
Ftw. . . ilol
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LuckyMeeeeee
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LMAO I was gonna say that
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mageoreh
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GIWF*
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WTSchool
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I'm sure you desperately need this job now. (:
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tribridags
| 0
sue for sexual harassment and get more money?
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kaylanicole1255
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i would file a sexual harrasment suit.
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aznbiznitch666
| 4
Or he can quit and make her his sugamama..
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xStiina
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lovely.
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djmigues
| 7
^win.
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kendra19977
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I love ur glasses ...
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CoolAsian
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yo
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alsnyder12
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lmfao
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TheBestManEver
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OP you're looking at this the wrong way. Milk this act and get an upper management job in your workplace.
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DrAwesome
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Well, when you find out why your life sucks, you let me know.
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woodyhillyer
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agreed
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dug44
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hahahahahaha, u r right!!!
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perdix
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If you are so desperate, tell her she doesn't have to pull her hand away so fast.
Let her fingers linger.
Let her fingers linger.
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kellanlvr
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hahahah oh my!
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RedPillSucks
| 31
Reminds me of a "3rd Rock" skit.
her *puts hand on butt*
him "please move your hand"
her "I'm so sorry!" *removes hand from butt*
him "no, I meant 'around'"
her *puts hand on butt*
him "please move your hand"
her "I'm so sorry!" *removes hand from butt*
him "no, I meant 'around'"
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tdub10
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Nxt time she does it smack her on the ass back and say good game coach. Lol.... And make sure you put some stank on it.
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sxm
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and this is an fml why it should be more like a fucking rights type of story.
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kdkorz
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Yup, it's called sexual harassment.
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IMcPwn
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If you switch the genders of the boss and employee, this would be a rape case no doubt.
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TheOtherNewest1
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Go into her office and whip it out and be like "SUCK IT, BITCH!"
Let her fingers linger.