Today, I realized I have to choose between being unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy and so is he. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year-old guy. My boss is a 50 year-old woman. I desperately need this job. FML
Today, I'm currently in a relationship, but he acts like a child. My boss has been trying for over a year to get my attention, and I've ignored his advances this whole time, but now I think that I've caught feelings for him. I'm torn between a man child and my boss who makes me submissive. What is wrong with me? FML
Today, my boss sent me to a meeting with a client I've never met to do some damage control and renegotiate his contract. For two hours, he alternated between threatening to sue us, and making vulgar comments about raping me in his office. FML
Today, yet again, my boss whined to me like a baby over being "friend-zoned" by his secretary. Not only does he basically stalk her and make her eat lunch with him every day, she's a lesbian in a committed relationship. He suspended me after I lost it and told him to see a fucking therapist. FML
Today, I came to terms with the fact that my boss owns my soul for the bare minimum wage, and has me so whipped that he probably will for the rest of eternity, or until his ancient, withered, necromantic ass dies. FML
Today, I had to choose between staying with my boyfriend and moving out to a better job. I chose my boyfriend. He promptly left me because I didn't take the job. FML
Today, my boss keeps pointing out similarities between his wife and me. I genuinely dislike her, and have feelings for him. FML
Today, my boss broke off our relationship because he said it's inappropriate. I really liked him, but I accepted it and respected his integrity. A few hours later, I found out he's now dating my colleague. FML
Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
Today, after having finally summoned the nerve to report a guy at my workplace who has been sexually harassing me for months, I got a phone call from my boss. He said that there was nothing he could do about it, because the guy "wouldn't confess." FML
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Top comments
ohmandapants 17
Don't you have any HR reps? If not, QUIT. If he's making inappropriate advances I'm sure you could press charges. Make sure he's caught in the act!
gabrielbaby 9
Creeper....
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Comments (233)
TessaV 3
As much as I agree that sucks I'd your strait, it will however turn otakues heads and they will faun all over you. So get paid and have a little fun loosen up your not ganna die!
thefaced 0
Why not accept him! I bet he's like "8====================D" just for you ;)
bernie81000 10
Ask for a raise haha
Clarice1 9
This is a horrible situation, but I'm really getting tired of the implication that sexual harassment is somehow worse when the two people involved are the same sex. It's offensive to LGBT people and it downplays the experience of everyone who's been victimized by a person of the opposite sex.
iwadasn 33
If it were a girl, he might actually be interested in her and then it wouldn't be harrassment. But because it's a guy and he's not gay, the advances are unwanted and are therefore harrassment. What's really annoying is when LGBT people try to victimize themselves in a situation where they're not actually victims.
Raleinweber 5
Get outa there bro
dodgehem04 4
just make sure you document everything and get a hold of the labor board in your state or your HR department if you have one and file sexual harassment charge on him.
skyeyez9 25
Are you underage? I would keep a journal and write down in detail all the shit he is trying to do to you. You can use it against him.
skyeyez9 25
Why do gays flirt with straight men anyways.
Shrike 24
"more women are bisexual than men" Uh..... no. You can't really say that as a fact. Female bisexuality's a lot less reviled than male bisexuality, so a lot fewer men come out. And you know every girl and their mom at school or clubs claims to be bi just to turn guys on, so you know...
Natty23 0
Go for the boss! You'll atleast get a promotion!
kristina1124 3
That's when u collect unemployment
brock329 3
Agreed lmao !!