Today, my boss keeps pointing out similarities between his wife and me. I genuinely dislike her, and have feelings for him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my boss's ex-husband is my company manager. They are one office space apart and constantly shouting about one another. I'm in that one office space between them. In the office across from me? Their daughter. FML
Today, I don't want to go to work because I hate my boss, but once I'm there, I won't want to go home because I hate my husband. I have nowhere else to go. FML
Today, I have a major crush on my coworker and I hate it because he's s gay and happily married to another man. FML
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
Today, I'm currently in a relationship, but he acts like a child. My boss has been trying for over a year to get my attention, and I've ignored his advances this whole time, but now I think that I've caught feelings for him. I'm torn between a man child and my boss who makes me submissive. What is wrong with me? FML
Today, I care more and have stronger feelings for my boss/best friend than my boyfriend, and can't tell either of them. FML
Today, my boss broke off our relationship because he said it's inappropriate. I really liked him, but I accepted it and respected his integrity. A few hours later, I found out he's now dating my colleague. FML
Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML
Today, during the party for my last day at my old job, my office wife professed her love for me. We’re both married, we have no chemistry, and I’ve been dumping my work on her for three years. FML
Today, my boss, a true knobhead, bought the house next door to mine. Now not only does he ruin my life at work, I might have to see him and talk to him when I’m not at work as well. He once sent me home from work because he said my red tie clashed with my suit and made me look unprofessional. FML
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Bogrbon 27
I mean, him comparing you to his wife is a bit creepy and unprofessional. Also, you not keeping your feelings in check is also unprofessional. Any relationship is likely to ruin both your lives and get him fired and maybe you too. Get yourself together woman!
flagbitch 8
Yep, you and boss have a creepy relationship. I bet the wife kicks both your asses. Karma demands it.
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Bogrbon 27
I mean, him comparing you to his wife is a bit creepy and unprofessional. Also, you not keeping your feelings in check is also unprofessional. Any relationship is likely to ruin both your lives and get him fired and maybe you too. Get yourself together woman!
flagbitch 8
Yep, you and boss have a creepy relationship. I bet the wife kicks both your asses. Karma demands it.
OrySoma 11
ydi in training homewrecker
BurnInDemonFire 39
If she genuinely dislikes you, and still loves him, you're definitely similar. Also, start looking for a new job. This one might break you.