The taste test

By Anonymous - 04/07/2021 07:59

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Today, I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me when I went to give him a blowjob after he got home and his knob tasted different. It was the other woman’s fanny juice still on him because he hadn’t had a shower yet. So f…ing angry and grossed out right now. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 735
You deserved it 185

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I'm very sorry. You deserve a great man based on your efforts

I advise getting tested and send him the bill, right after kicking him out. I am so sorry, OP.

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When people say that when you have sex with someone, you have sex with everyone they’ve slept with, I don’t think this is what they have in mind. In all serious though, that sucks. Sorry OP.

I'm very sorry. You deserve a great man based on your efforts

sweetpotato 12

that's a HUGE assumption. how exactly do you know ? I mean he could've tasted different from working and sweating. ydi for sucking him after a long day. atleast let the man shower

Sweat and vaginal secretions don’t taste the same.

sweetpotato 12

yea and I'll repeat it for you, you cannot tell WHAT it is without proof. how's he supposed to smell fresh coming from work ? the OP is clearly insecure once again, you CANNOT say it's "vaginal secretions" just by taste.

Nhayaa2.0 17

Yeah, it doesn't taste the same so she can tell but hell yeah I'm with you on the shower part. I hate it when a man's not clean. Erk.

I advise getting tested and send him the bill, right after kicking him out. I am so sorry, OP.

And you aren't referring to him as your EX boyfriend because....?

diraven 15

Wait. How do you know what "fanny juice" tastes like?

Nhayaa2.0 17

Unlike men who usually don't taste their own secretions, women tend to give blowjobs during sex. Therefore, they taste their own "fanny juice". And yep, it has a special taste so we can tell.

sweetpotato 12

you truley sound like an idiot. I hope your a doctor . because NOBODY would know what another womans twat juice tastes like

I love British slang.