The taste test

By Anonymous - 04/07/2021 07:59

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Today, I found out my boyfriend was cheating on me when I went to give him a blowjob after he got home and his knob tasted different. It was the other woman’s fanny juice still on him because he hadn’t had a shower yet. So f…ing angry and grossed out right now. FML
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Jonkbaby 22

I'm very sorry. You deserve a great man based on your efforts

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Hangryko 27

I advise getting tested and send him the bill, right after kicking him out. I am so sorry, OP.

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raven_of_azarath 34

When people say that when you have sex with someone, you have sex with everyone they’ve slept with, I don’t think this is what they have in mind. In all serious though, that sucks. Sorry OP.

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Jonkbaby 22

I'm very sorry. You deserve a great man based on your efforts

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sweetpotato 12

that's a HUGE assumption. how exactly do you know ? I mean he could've tasted different from working and sweating. ydi for sucking him after a long day. atleast let the man shower

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Bonniibiik 6

Sweat and vaginal secretions don’t taste the same.

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sweetpotato 12

yea and I'll repeat it for you, you cannot tell WHAT it is without proof. how's he supposed to smell fresh coming from work ? the OP is clearly insecure once again, you CANNOT say it's "vaginal secretions" just by taste.

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Nhayaa2.0 17

Yeah, it doesn't taste the same so she can tell but hell yeah I'm with you on the shower part. I hate it when a man's not clean. Erk.

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Hangryko 27

I advise getting tested and send him the bill, right after kicking him out. I am so sorry, OP.

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TexasKitten79 6

And you aren't referring to him as your EX boyfriend because....?

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diraven 15

Wait. How do you know what "fanny juice" tastes like?

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Nhayaa2.0 17

Unlike men who usually don't taste their own secretions, women tend to give ******** during sex. Therefore, they taste their own "fanny juice". And yep, it has a special taste so we can tell.

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sweetpotato 12

you truley sound like an idiot. I hope your a doctor . because NOBODY would know what another womans twat juice tastes like

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