Today, I realized I have to choose between being unemployed or putting up with my perverted boss who desperately wants me. I'm a guy and so is he. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss walked up and smacked my butt. I am a 19 year-old guy. My boss is a 50 year-old woman. I desperately need this job. FML
Today, I'm currently in a relationship, but he acts like a child. My boss has been trying for over a year to get my attention, and I've ignored his advances this whole time, but now I think that I've caught feelings for him. I'm torn between a man child and my boss who makes me submissive. What is wrong with me? FML
Today, my boss sent me to a meeting with a client I've never met to do some damage control and renegotiate his contract. For two hours, he alternated between threatening to sue us, and making vulgar comments about raping me in his office. FML
Today, yet again, my boss whined to me like a baby over being "friend-zoned" by his secretary. Not only does he basically stalk her and make her eat lunch with him every day, she's a lesbian in a committed relationship. He suspended me after I lost it and told him to see a fucking therapist. FML
Today, I came to terms with the fact that my boss owns my soul for the bare minimum wage, and has me so whipped that he probably will for the rest of eternity, or until his ancient, withered, necromantic ass dies. FML
Today, I had to choose between staying with my boyfriend and moving out to a better job. I chose my boyfriend. He promptly left me because I didn't take the job. FML
Today, my boss keeps pointing out similarities between his wife and me. I genuinely dislike her, and have feelings for him. FML
Today, my boss broke off our relationship because he said it's inappropriate. I really liked him, but I accepted it and respected his integrity. A few hours later, I found out he's now dating my colleague. FML
Today, I found out my boss hired literally the only person in this town who is an ex-boyfriend. I also work with my current boyfriend. FML
Today, after having finally summoned the nerve to report a guy at my workplace who has been sexually harassing me for months, I got a phone call from my boss. He said that there was nothing he could do about it, because the guy "wouldn't confess." FML
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Top comments
ohmandapants 17
Don't you have any HR reps? If not, QUIT. If he's making inappropriate advances I'm sure you could press charges. Make sure he's caught in the act!
gabrielbaby 9
Creeper....
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Comments (233)
alexv4223 0
Get him to give you a raise and then file a sexual harassment lawsuit
perdix 31
The OP is from Romania. Sexual harassment is probably legal there. It's supposedly illegal here, but Herman Cain shows that it is as illegal as tearing the tag off your mattress.
BntyHntrSeattle 30
Nice xD
DomoLaDii 8
hell yeah i agree lmao
brianjman14 23
Sounds hot.
2ndSucks 15
Careful, he may be into 'corporal punishment'.
Buttsexpirate 9
I said what what in the butt. But couldn't you tell human resources? Or am I just getting that wrong?
nolarboot 10
18 - I was actively looking for your comment on this FML. You win!
timharrison1000 6
your boss sounds like a massive tool...no pun intended
Torva_fml 16
What...?
ColtsDoug18 0
Promotion sex?
wonderfullyodd 2
Awkward....
superuber 3
Well hey, at least we know an easy way for you to get a raise.
geon_olam 17
and for his boss!
xcdog16 0
^ lol well look what we have here
drivemysoul19 8
Try finding a different job and keep the one you have now in the mean time. Although finding a job may be hard. Well good luck!
RuCheezBurger 10
If he sleeps with his boss, then not only will he wake up with a man, but with a hairball in his mouth and a wedding ring on his finger.
PokeTrainer97 0
What if he isn't married.