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By Grossed out - 08/08/2018 15:00

Today, after giving a homeless guy some change, he offered to give me his bottle of cooking wine if I'd let him suck my toes. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2012 11:34 - United States - Macungie

Today, a homeless man asked me for some money to eat. He ate the five dollars I gave him. FML

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By keerta_fml - 04/05/2017 02:00

Today, while volunteering to feed the homeless, one of them asked me to follow him to his car where he had a knife and bottle so he could "bottle up my blood". FML

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By thoughthewasjoking - 15/08/2014 21:10 - United States - Bessemer

Today, while walking to work, I saw a homeless guy with a funny "NEED MONEY 4 BOOZE" sign, so I gave him a few spare dollars for his humor. On my way back home, he was out cold on the sidewalk with several empty bottles beside him. Whoops. FML

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By meesmees - 23/11/2013 10:48 - United States - Severna Park

Today, I ended up talking to a homeless man and bought him a meal. In return, he hugged me and groped my ass. FML

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By dating a fucking psycho - 14/02/2013 20:06 - United States - Hickory

Today, I tried to give some change to a homeless man. My girlfriend pulled me away and ranted about how homeless people are all basically bastards who deserve their misfortune, and that I shouldn't give "our" money away. FML

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By NotBeingPaidEnough - 03/03/2016 13:17 - United Kingdom - London

Today, a crazy homeless guy got angry because I wouldn't sell him a bottle of vodka at half price. He got so irrationally mad, he put his fingers down his throat and threw up on my checkout. FML

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By thechimpchapter - 31/12/2011 06:48 - United States

Today, I found out that the neighbor I'd given a bottle of wine to for Christmas is a recovering alcoholic. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/09/2015 05:09 - United States - Boston

Today, I tried to be nice and let a homeless man have a place to crash for the night. He repaid me by pissing all over my new couch. FML

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By I’m poor too! - 13/07/2021 00:01

Today, I was accosted by an angry homeless man at the recycling center, since I refused to give him my saved up bottles and cans. He insisted that he needed it more and I was "poaching his turf". I needed the recycling to put gas in my car, just to make it to work and hope I could make it back home. FML

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By HazzaBoo - 07/08/2012 23:45 - United States

Today, I decided to help the homeless by giving them old clothes and food. In return, they decided to mug me. FML

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lexos 16

Wednesday 8 August 2018 15:08

So how's the wine?

Davros 12

Wednesday 8 August 2018 19:43

THAT'S DISGUSTING. I mean who knows where your toes have been. You might have stepped in dog shit.

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lexos 16

Wednesday 8 August 2018 15:08

So how's the wine?

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 8 August 2018 15:19

That is so gross! I feel sorry for you. Cooking wine? Ick! As a consolation, you can PM me a pic of your feet, Miss Sexy Toes, rawr ;)

Dave_Davington 33

Wednesday 8 August 2018 15:37

I bet if you let him suck your nips, he might even give you his favourite pair of underwear.

Joshua Latta 5

Wednesday 8 August 2018 15:42

Why would you turn that situation into an FML unless you went through with it?

Zekfen 17

Wednesday 8 August 2018 19:17

He was hungry and you denied the poor man a proper meal of toe jam. What is the world coming to?

Davros 12

Wednesday 8 August 2018 19:43

THAT'S DISGUSTING. I mean who knows where your toes have been. You might have stepped in dog shit.

fde2blknimout 18

Thursday 9 August 2018 3:15

So what did you cook for dinner?

wHSKitty 11

Saturday 11 August 2018 17:36

Ewwwwe

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