Today, after giving a homeless guy some change, he offered to give me his bottle of cooking wine if I'd let him suck my toes. FML
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By
lexos
| 16
So how's the wine?
By
Davros
| 12
THAT'S DISGUSTING. I mean who knows where your toes have been. You might have stepped in dog shit.
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By
lexos
| 16
So how's the wine?
By
RichardPencil
| 27
That is so gross! I feel sorry for you. Cooking wine? Ick!
As a consolation, you can PM me a pic of your feet, Miss Sexy Toes, rawr ;)
As a consolation, you can PM me a pic of your feet, Miss Sexy Toes, rawr ;)
By
Dave_Davington
| 33
I bet if you let him suck your nips, he might even give you his favourite pair of underwear.
By
Joshua Latta
| 5
Why would you turn that situation into an FML unless you went through with it?
By
Zekfen
| 17
He was hungry and you denied the poor man a proper meal of toe jam. What is the world coming to?
By
Davros
| 12
THAT'S DISGUSTING. I mean who knows where your toes have been. You might have stepped in dog shit.
By
Abbusser
| 9
Imagine what he'd offer you if you gave him a whole dollar?
By
fde2blknimout
| 18
So what did you cook for dinner?
By
wHSKitty
| 11
Ewwwwe