By Grossed out - 08/08/2018 15:00

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Today, after giving a homeless guy some change, he offered to give me his bottle of cooking wine if I'd let him suck my toes. FML
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lexos 16
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So how's the wine?

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Davros 12
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THAT'S DISGUSTING. I mean who knows where your toes have been. You might have stepped in dog shit.

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lexos 16
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So how's the wine?

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RichardPencil 30
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That is so gross! I feel sorry for you. Cooking wine? Ick! As a consolation, you can PM me a pic of your feet, Miss Sexy Toes, rawr ;)

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Dave_Davington 33
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I bet if you let him suck your nips, he might even give you his favourite pair of underwear.

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Joshua Latta 5

Why would you turn that situation into an FML unless you went through with it?

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Zekfen 17

He was hungry and you denied the poor man a proper meal of toe jam. What is the world coming to?

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Davros 12
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THAT'S DISGUSTING. I mean who knows where your toes have been. You might have stepped in dog shit.

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fde2blknimout 18

So what did you cook for dinner?

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