So how's the wine?

That is so gross! I feel sorry for you. Cooking wine? Ick!

As a consolation, you can PM me a pic of your feet, Miss Sexy Toes, rawr ;)

I bet if you let him suck your nips, he might even give you his favourite pair of underwear.

Why would you turn that situation into an FML unless you went through with it?

He was hungry and you denied the poor man a proper meal of toe jam. What is the world coming to?

THAT'S DISGUSTING. I mean who knows where your toes have been. You might have stepped in dog shit.

Imagine what he'd offer you if you gave him a whole dollar?

So what did you cook for dinner?

Ewwwwe