By Anonymous - 23/02/2012 18:01 - United States

Today, I picked up a warm blanket that just came out of the dryer. Despite wearing pants, the static electricity from the blanket delivered a shock straight to my crotch. FML
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DocBastard 38

Obviously the universe thought your sex life was dead, so it was trying a little CPR/defibrillation. "Shit, we lost him! Charge to 300! CLEAR!!" *ZAP*

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Pelreskovich 11

Poles and prongs tend to conduct things easier.. That piercing probably helped. ;)

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bizarre_ftw 21

Prince Albert, is that you? (bad joke? *waves good bye to world while being buried*)

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Pelreskovich 11

Not sure how those are attractive.. Lol

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bizarre_ftw 21

Never said they were, personally I'm with you, but it fit the moment (perhaps not Well, but I haven't be stuck in a box with padded walls yet so I say it worked just fine)

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indistructo 3

nothing feels as good as a blanket fresh from the dryer! Except in your, unfortunate, case that is.

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AlaskanEskimo34 0

Sounds like the best ******

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linkinpark98 23

I hear shock therapy is slowly becoming a part of society....

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Krirn 21

Of course OP did, that's exactly the reason why they had to share it with us on FML.

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finished 10

The electricity contaminated your sperm... Your future son shall be pikachu!

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bruinsuT 4

Lucky I wish my future son was pikachu. But he'll probably end up as a snorlax -__- Oh and btw original I applaud you good sir

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finished 10

Lol 93 i know what you mean i applaude you for thinking of that :)! And thankyou!

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bizarre_ftw 21

Kinky blanket? O.o

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Calyx_fml 21

Some people get into electro-stim. Not that I would know anything about that. ;^P

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