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Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

By pantydropper - / Wednesday 17 April 2013 19:01 / United States
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By  summerguy97  |  16

I hope they didn't think it was a gun.......

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  Sekkaichi  |  12

@11 You probably want to borrow Panty's panties.

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  kemic  |  7

It's really too bad that more people didn't get the Panty and Stocking reference. For those too lazy to look it up, Panty and Stocking is a cartoon series, where the main characters have clothing parts that turn into weapons. Panty turns underwear into pistols.

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  Success4444  |  12

I am wondering why they were "sticky" and in your pants. You aren't having any Oedipal fantasies, now, are you?

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  perdix  |  29

#44, "gol" is "goal" in Spanish. Andres Cantor and others scream the long "GOOOOOL!" in Spanish-language soccer broadcasts. Now that I explained it, are you laughing your ass off?

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  Bubbelz  |  24

Good job getting along with that that typo over there. Did you you notice that I said "that" twice?

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  bott_fml  |  4

Fingerprints and handprints? I'm sure the only wrong place Shaggy's hands where on were other women. That's one determined girlfriend to prove it was him!

By  MeganLovesPandas  |  5

At least it wasn't the other way around...

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  Welshite  |  39

Don't knock it until you try it. I wear my underwear over my jeans and pretend to be a superhero. The love stricken sighs I receive make it totally worth it.

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  Wizardo  |  32

My bad, my bad, I thought it was a guy that got pantsed. Butt still, she could've gassed over it and made it less frilly. (and I'm using the mobile app so I can't exit my message, they should fix that problem)

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