FML : Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was...

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By pantydropper - / Wednesday 17 April 2013 19:01 / United States

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By perdix | 29

#5453789 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 23:41

It didn't help when one guy yelled, "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL!"

By perdix | 29

#5453800 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 23:45

#5, that might not be a woman. You might get a surprise on your wedding night ;)

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By summerguy97 | 16

#5453783 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 23:39

I hope they didn't think it was a gun.......

perdix | 29

#5453800 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 23:45

#5, that might not be a woman. You might get a surprise on your wedding night ;)

s0m3guy2010 | 21

#5453803 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 23:46

5- I want to shoot guns that are shaped like panties.

Sekkaichi | 12

#5453867 - Thursday 18 April 2013 0:28

@11 You probably want to borrow Panty's panties.

GothickNihilist | 15

#5454023 - Thursday 18 April 2013 3:27

@34 Don't worry, I got the Panty and Stocking reference.

kemic | 7

#5454090 - Thursday 18 April 2013 4:55

It's really too bad that more people didn't get the Panty and Stocking reference.

For those too lazy to look it up, Panty and Stocking is a cartoon series, where the main characters have clothing parts that turn into weapons. Panty turns underwear into pistols.

RedPillSucks | 31

#5454785 - Thursday 18 April 2013 19:18

The solution to the gun control debate?

NameInvalid | 9

#5455972 - Friday 19 April 2013 15:35

Panty guns would be awesome.

By im_joking | 11

#5453787 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 23:40

And the granny strikes again!

Success4444 | 12

#5454021 - Thursday 18 April 2013 3:26

I am wondering why they were "sticky" and in your pants. You aren't having any Oedipal fantasies, now, are you?

NagainaFier | 16

#5454057 - Thursday 18 April 2013 4:26

Static from the drier? I find random clothes in other clothes every now and then.

That, or OP's mom was wearing those pants at some point.

pmadNess | 14

#5454140 - Thursday 18 April 2013 5:50

Eew! That would mean they were dirty.

By perdix | 29

#5453789 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 23:41

It didn't help when one guy yelled, "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL!"

GuessWhatKids | 13

#5453922 - Thursday 18 April 2013 1:31

Gool? Gol? Goll? Am I missing something?

perdix | 29

#5453990 - Thursday 18 April 2013 2:47

#44, "gol" is "goal" in Spanish. Andres Cantor and others scream the long "GOOOOOL!" in Spanish-language soccer broadcasts. Now that I explained it, are you laughing your ass off?

isallwaysme | 27

#5453997 - Thursday 18 April 2013 2:52

Yes in fact I am pedrix, another good one!

Bubbelz | 24

#5454062 - Thursday 18 April 2013 4:32

Good job getting along with that that typo over there.

Did you you notice that I said "that" twice?

pmadNess | 14

#5454143 - Thursday 18 April 2013 5:51

Read before you reply. It's been explained and is not a typo.

By HowieDoIt | 21

#5453795 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 23:43

You can also bank on the fact that you're dignity slid down, too.

bethers_ | 22

#5453938 - Thursday 18 April 2013 1:50

Your*

By lincolnick4 | 19

#5453796 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 23:44

As shaggy said "It wasn't me"

lilhellian | 26

#5453799 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 23:45

Ruh roh shaggy!

lndala | 15

#5453895 - Thursday 18 April 2013 0:57

Scooby, wrong Shaggy

HiIAmKevin | 8

#5453901 - Thursday 18 April 2013 1:01

That's funny because I found your fingerprints as wells as handprints all over the evidence.

bott_fml | 4

#5453986 - Thursday 18 April 2013 2:39

Fingerprints and handprints? I'm sure the only wrong place Shaggy's hands where on were other women. That's one determined girlfriend to prove it was him!

iammeorami | 25

#5454173 - Thursday 18 April 2013 6:16

Scoowby scoowby dooooo!

By MeganLovesPandas | 5

#5453797 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 23:44

At least it wasn't the other way around...

HowieDoIt | 21

#5453798 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 23:45

Jeans falling out of underwear? You'd have to be one fat dude to fit a pair of pants in those

rg350dx | 29

#5453807 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 23:48

Or maybe a possessed pair of granny panties flying up a jean pant leg.

Welshite | 39

#5453810 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 23:49

Don't knock it until you try it. I wear my underwear over my jeans and pretend to be a superhero. The love stricken sighs I receive make it totally worth it.

rg350dx | 29

#5453813 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 23:51

"Pretend..." Sure Clark...

Welshite | 39

#5453856 - Thursday 18 April 2013 0:18

Shh. We must maintain anonymity.

9lashes | 15

#5453943 - Thursday 18 April 2013 1:53

Am i the only one waiting for #7 to jump in amd explain what she meant?

pipinya | 8

#5453999 - Thursday 18 April 2013 2:54

49 - still waiting, and very curious

By tacojauns | 44

#5453804 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 23:46

It's embarrassing but nothing to bad to worry about I hope you just laughed it off

By kaedynsmom0325 | 13

#5453806 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 23:47

Happens to the best of us! My boyfriend had my thong fall out of his pants at work..!

etoilenuit | 15

#5453985 - Thursday 18 April 2013 2:39

This happened to me with my dads underwear when I was in front of my first grade class. Talk about scarred for life.

By theycallmekitty | 13

#5453808 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 23:48

I hope you brought the panties back for your mom. I would be upset if one of mine went missing...

By Wizardo | 33

#5453809 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 23:48

Dude you should've played it off and said you were banging one of the guys that noticed mums' that would've been badass :D

theycallmekitty | 13

#5453822 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 23:55

She's a chick....but I guess it could still work.

Wizardo | 33

#5453826 - Wednesday 17 April 2013 23:58

My bad, my bad, I thought it was a guy that got pantsed. Butt still, she could've gassed over it and made it less frilly. (and I'm using the mobile app so I can't exit my message, they should fix that problem)