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Out of shape

By Out of shape - 21/03/2023 16:00 - United States

Today, I got extremely winded from adjusting my blanket. What a workout. FML

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By Jack Shart Jr. - 08/07/2015 15:16 - United States

Today, I'm so out of shape that I got winded from getting out of bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 06:00

Today, like every day for the past year or so, I went for a walk. And like every time I go for a walk, I got severely winded halfway through. I have no medical issues like asthma, I’m just out of shape. FML

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Knackered

By Anonymous - 11/06/2022 16:00 - Germany

Today, I'm fit, but so exhausted from work that I hardly managed to even climb the stairs. Yet, as soon as I sit on the couch for longer than half an hour, my butt starts hurting. So I guess it’s either reading a book lying on my stomach, which makes my back hurt, or hanging upside down from the ceiling like a bat. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2011 19:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I realised just how grossly out of shape I am, when I started violently sweating, felt light-headed, and almost blacked out. All this from helping my sister shift a sofa from the move-in truck to her living room. FML

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By Frozen - 19/10/2024 07:00 - United States - Steele

Today, I slept on the couch last night. Not because of an angry significant other, but because my bedroom was absolutely freezing, thanks to the wind. It was like a giant freezer. Even fully cocooning myself in blankets with a sweater on didn't work. I should get a space heater. FML

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Knackered

By Anonymous - 27/02/2012 12:36 - Australia

Today, I was very cold and tired, so I took a shower to warm up and went to bed. The minute I hopped into bed, it collapsed and broke. I have spent half-an-hour rearranging furniture to get the mattress on to the floor. Now I'm cold again. FML

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Wakey wakey

By sacked - 22/02/2010 19:51 - United States

Today, I was woken by my alarm. I got really tangled up in my blankets, and struggled frantically to untangle myself so I could turn off the alarm. I not only kneed myself in the face, but I accidentally punched myself in the nuts too. Hard. FML

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Fresh and not Fit

By Anonymous - 14/06/2011 01:08 - United States

Today, I ran out of breath while mowing the lawn. I was on a riding lawn mower. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2012 18:01 - United States

Today, I picked up a warm blanket that just came out of the dryer. Despite wearing pants, the static electricity from the blanket delivered a shock straight to my crotch. FML

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Cartoonish

By You knock me off my feet - 13/04/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, it's so windy, I actually fell over and nearly flew into the street the moment I walked outside. FML

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rudico67 8

Wednesday 22 March 2023 22:11

Well... if you're an elderly person with COPD, I can totally understand how you might have gotten winded!

bleuroze 4

Thursday 23 March 2023 20:34

Me with my weighted blanket. Then you've worked up such a sweat you don't even want the blanket anymore but you're too exhausted from wrestling the blanket to remove the blanket.

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lexxiasaurus 27

Wednesday 22 March 2023 8:53

don't know what it is, sometimes trying to pull the blankets plus my cat laying on them up is the hardest thing, especially trying to not uppercut yourself in the face!

rudico67 8

Wednesday 22 March 2023 22:11

Well... if you're an elderly person with COPD, I can totally understand how you might have gotten winded!

bleuroze 4

Thursday 23 March 2023 20:34

Me with my weighted blanket. Then you've worked up such a sweat you don't even want the blanket anymore but you're too exhausted from wrestling the blanket to remove the blanket.

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