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I'm going to give OP the benefit of the doubt and not immediately assume she is an exhibitionist sexual deviate with incestuous tendencies. I'm hoping this situation came about with either OP's mom walking in post-mount with some late motherly info. Or it was over the phone. Christ I hope so.
117- I completely refuse to take you seriously. You are calling other people stupid when you misspell "came" and lack comma use. And really, you had to use "Omg" and "obvs" in the same sentence? You could at least try to sound intelligent. Or are you incapable of doing that?
117, the last time I checked you are meant to be 14 to sign up here. You should also not try and call people stupid when you aren't intelligent enough to notice what they were talking about, I won't have a go over the ale thing as that could just be a typo but your complete miss of the meaning is enough to warrant not commenting on the intelligence of others. Read twice, think and then post in the future.
185- Who cares if you're smart or not? Either way, who are you to call people stupid? I am positive there are many people on here that are quite intelligent. The intelligent people don't type like this- "omg it's so obvs that ur crzy." I'll be the first to admit that I'm not the smartest person on the planet. I don't go around bashing people by calling them stupid. I think the bleach has seeped into your brain.
Ok missy215, I'm not trying to be mean here, but it is perfectly viable for people to judge you based on how you type (which perfectly reflects how you talk out loud). I suggest you stop talking like the stereotypical teenage girl, because soon enough the people who will be judging you based on how you talk will be the people who decide if you get a job or not. And you won't get a decent job if you continue to say "like" multiple times in the same sentence (just an example). So please, for your futures sake, grow up.
She's THIRTEEN, cut her some slack. Yes, I know a lot of you probably weren't like that even when they were her age, and neither was I, but that's not the case for everyone. She's got quite a lot of time to "grow up". She barely just hit her teens, for fuck's sake. And I don't see why you're acting all butthurt over her calling someone stupid (191), when we all do it on a regular basis here, and much worse. Sure, it was ironic, but do we really need to make such a big deal out of it? Thumb down, move along.
Do you guys realize how stupid this is? You are arguing about intelligence over the internet, with people you will probably never meet, and for all you know anyone here could be a old man messing with people and thinking it's funny. Honestly, starting fights on the internet is all around stupid. I am not in any way saying you people are stupid. Just because you do something stupid doesn't mean that that one thing is how that person is all the time. Go ahead, thumbs down my comment but it's the truth.
F.A.I.L. What does that spell? Idiot.
Well.. That.. Must have been.. Awkward.. *gag* doing it in front of your mom..