By Anonymous - 13/06/2015 01:56 - United States - Ithaca

Today, my mother told me to take a quick shower. When I got out, she told me I took too long, and now I have to pay the utilities bill. My shower was two minutes long. FML
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hellnosucka 27
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I really think you should call Guinness World records.

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tintarroja 31
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Next time put a timer for your mother...

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Katerchen 15
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Maybe she was just joking? If not, maybe she should shower.

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ProfessorMctitie 20
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Why should she shower??

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flyingmind_fml 17
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cuz some dirty ideas have fallen on her head

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hedgedcats 19
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She's showering you her love.

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Katerchen 15
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I knew this would come

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GOtllt 17
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And you're sure your mom was dead serious? It sounds like something my parents would do as a joke...

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MrConcise 34
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Welp, looks like you're gonna be taking sink and deodorant showers from now on.

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Amateur_Dank 17
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One does not simply take a "soap" or "deodorant" shower.

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MrConcise 34
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Pits, privates, and face (and fat folds if you have them) in the sink, then a light spritz of deodorant in the pits. Works surprisingly well.

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iAlissa 34
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I take PTA showers all the time. Pits, tits, and ass. Sometimes it's all that is needed. Yes, I promise I have good hygiene.

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MrConcise 34
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I appreciate the backup, sometimes there's just not enough time to wash everywhere, and if you shower regularly, how dirty are you gonna get?

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tintarroja 31
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Next time put a timer for your mother...

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FragrantSalmon 12
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Hopefully she'll believe you then. My crazy step mom thought I altered my time clock on my iPhone....

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skye147 20
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Watch her take 30 minuet showers now that you are paying.. Sorry OP that sucks

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ScarredFlame 17

if a two minute shower is not quick, I don't know what is!

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RockstarJAy 16

I like the Fennekon in your profile picture!

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MELKOZAR 27
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Motherly love!

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CA4495 17
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How does one take 2 min showers in the first place? I wouldn't be able to D: I really hope she was kidding!

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hellnosucka 27
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I really think you should call Guinness World records.

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