The definition of irony

By Rastaa_Reyes - 16/05/2019 23:52

Today, I went to Wal-Mart with my mom. She kept telling me to put my keys away so I wouldn't lose them. After a few times, I got annoyed and yelled at her. When we got back to her house, I realized I'd lost my keys. FML

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By phansmootchie - 20/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2019 14:00

Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML

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You deserved it 1 765

By Anonymous - 15/11/2010 09:11 - United States

Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML

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You deserved it 2 545

By Anonymous - 23/11/2015 20:50 - United States - Winsted

Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML

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You deserved it 17 913

Get a move on!

By Anonymous - 09/06/2011 02:00 - United States

Today, my mother set off the alarms at Walmart by shoplifting. She shouted at me to run, which I didn't. I had to get a ride home from the security guard, since my mother left without me because I didn't get to her car fast enough. FML

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Beep Beep Who's Got the Keys to the Jeep

By Loser - 12/08/2017 03:30 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, I lost my keys while at the supermarket. I franticly back-tracked through the store, asking everyone I saw along the way. They eventually showed up, right where I left them... in my unattended car, the engine still running. There was an announcement made over the PA system. FML

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You deserved it 3 399

By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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You deserved it 3 178

By picklemonger - 08/12/2011 19:58 - Canada

Today, I walked out of the store, car keys in hand, only to discover my car was missing. After a frantic search, I started to hyperventilate and a nearly had a full-blown panic attack. Then I remembered I walked to the store. I am an idiot. FML

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You deserved it 33 441

Never forget

By Anonymous - 02/12/2021 09:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I woke up and went down to the park for a walk. I later realized I'd forgotten to bring the house keys with me, so I got stuck waiting until somebody opened the door for me. FML

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You deserved it 374

By Anonymous - 12/07/2012 16:04 - United States - Millers Tavern

Today, I was running late for an important job interview because I couldn't find my keys. I place the keys on my kitchen counter every day to prevent exactly this type of situation. After few minutes and missing my interview, I finally found my keys, in my hand. FML

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You deserved it 32 136

Sinshine 28

Friday 17 May 2019 16:17

Why would you carry your keys around openly anyway? Not like you need them in the store.

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 16 May 2019 23:58

What a Jedi mind trick! “Strong with force Mom the is the.”

Comments

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 16 May 2019 23:58

What a Jedi mind trick! “Strong with force Mom the is the.”

skippydoda 32

Friday 17 May 2019 11:54

I hope that you realize why you deserve it.

Sinshine 28

Friday 17 May 2019 16:17

Why would you carry your keys around openly anyway? Not like you need them in the store.

julfunky 29

Friday 17 May 2019 22:10

A grown adult playing with her keys then yelling at her mother, only to end up losing them? It just doesn’t make sense. So I conclude you must secretly be a baby. Playing with her teething keys. Gets fussy when told to stop but still doesn’t listen. Drops them on the ground and, being a dumb baby, doesn’t even notice. Then when said baby finally realizes the keys are gone she starts to cry. That scenario just makes more sense.

Nayaa_Jones 17

Saturday 18 May 2019 5:31

I had my keys on a lanyard so I would just randomly take them off from around my neck and mess w them. She was tryna be helpful but of course I'm a bitch and 100% deserve it, no denying that. Just had to share my stupidity