By daniel55 - United Kingdom - London
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. As I shook her father's hand, he squeezed with an ungodly amount of force, leaned in with a smile, and murmured that my balls will be the next thing he'll crush if his daughter ever complains about me. FML
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  BellaBelle_fml  |  23

61 - I don't think that her father necessarily had any prejudices against OP. He was simply making sure that OP knew just how seriously he takes his daughter's well being and happiness.

  wlddog  |  14

No. Nothing wrong with that at all. I myself look forward to crushing the fantasies of my daughters future boyfriends.
If you make the first one piss his pants, the rest will think twice about using my daughter as just another person to add to their belt.

  Fsvb  |  32

I think it's really strange these fathers do that. How about making sure your daughter picks out good guy, you know, raise her to be a smart woman?


Oh ok my bad... Ya they could retaliate then go to jail then completely miss out on their child's life altogether. That route just makes so much more sense and has a shit ton more logic to it.

  gc327072  |  29

74- People never do things that are illegal! Just the other day a guy pulled a gun on me, and this is how it went down:

"but you can't shoot me, that's illegal!"

"Aw shit you're right!"

*puts gun away*

"well can I slap you?"

"No, that's assault."

"Well what can I do?"

"Cursing isn't illegal."


  AKGirlinSD  |  20

I never said I liked the show; I had two female roommates, both 5 years older than me, that constantly watched it. I don't even know what episode it was on because I was doing the dishes and only heard it. That was back in 2003. But just like people can't sense sarcasm on this site, they also love to assume. This site just got a million more times entertaining to me. Thanks!

  sens3sfailing  |  24

You, my friend, just committed a hypocrisy. At no point did they say that you liked sex and the city, but made their feelings of the show known. You were not mentioned, you assumed that they were saying you had bad taste in tv, then criticized them for making assumptions they didn't make based off of assumptions you made...hypocrisy is one of the few things I cannot stand!

By  AKGirlinSD  |  20

At least you know her father respects and loves her more than anything else in the world. That isn't so common these days. If you treat her right, you've got nothing to worry about. P.S.: If you two have a fight, keep it between you two and no one else. Otherwise, you both will be known as the drama couple and no one likes to hang out with the drama couple.

  doodlecloud  |  26

Loves her maybe, but I don't think threatening her boyfriend is really very respectful of her. I know dad's are rarely ever okay with their little girls dating but I don't get why they always seem to have to be such brutes about it. It's not exactly the basis of a healthy relationship which I'm assuming he wants his daughter to have either.

  wlddog  |  14

It is called weeding out the unworthy.
If daddy turns up the heat right away, his daughter will find out pretty darn fast if 'boyfriend' like her for her or if he is just trying to het into her pants.
Its called being a good dad.
We may not always make perfect sense to you, but we have our reasons.