By TronCat8230 - 20/05/2017 12:00

Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time, and from what I'd heard he's super strict and uptight. I go in for the firm handshake after introducing myself while looking him in the eyes and I accidentally grabbed his junk. FML
I agree, your life sucks 5 015
You deserved it 2 125

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Just remember, you shake it more than twice you're playing with it.

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Just remember, you shake it more than twice you're playing with it.

Own it. "Wow, sir. This must be where your daughter gets her...wait."

Excellent, hope you have a firm grip.

Assert your dominance. She's not gonna mess with you now.

"Whoops! Wrong hand!"

As this guy was eight in front of you, couldn't you judge the distance of halfway, where a handshake usually meets? Didn't it feel weird, when at the halfway point for a handshake there was no hand? So I guess you just kept reaching? Instead of the correct assumption that you missed his hand, you assumed that he must me holding his hand against his body, for the weirdest handshake ever? So, because you couldn't judge either the distance, or you forgot how long your hands are, you just kept reaching, farther and farther, and lower and lower, and oooooopps my hand is on your dick.