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But not in a straight line...
In a serpentine pattern!
Holy crap, I have to get me one of those!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought cleaning my riot shotguns would be good enough... But the shirt with the guns will defiantly keep little pricks out of here....
Yea, defiance! That'll definitely do the trick!
That's what my dad thought, until I brought home a guy who was excited to see his gun collection. Now that guy is my husband, and we have quite the collection. I feel bad for my future daughters.
badideatshirts.com. I got a bunch of funny movie quote shirts from there and that's where they sell that shirt. I remember seeing that exact one while browsing! it's hilarious!
This could very easily a FthedaughtersL too
My dad does something similar everytime my boyfriend comes over, and my boyfriend couldn't care less. I swear, my dad will shoot him one day.
Only of your boyfriends a prick and doesn't treat you right!
I wanted to get my father that shirt for Christmas haha
My husband got that shirt for Christmas. Our daughter is only 8 months old. I already pity her future boyfriends.
Ur the kind of dad who problably has te slutty little girl too, Shes daddy's little girl huh?
Hahaha i can't wait to see them ?
Might be time to invest in a bullet proof vest...or at least a charm offensive.
I don't like being overly judgemental, but when I saw "United States (Texas)", my only thoughts were: "Of course, what else?"
Good thing you clarified that - someone might get the wrong idea.
I am a Texan, and I approve this comment.
My dad has one and we live in North Carolina. Jut because a state carries a stereotype doesn't mean that it has to live by it.
I'm a Texan. My dad has a rifle and is promising to "take no prisoners." I'm moving out.
You probably won't...
my dad owns about 4 of those shirts. Your children will hate you.
His children might not hate him; I wanted to give the shirt to my father. I know my father is overprotective because he loves me (and he seriously wouldn't shoot my boyfriend)
Then your daughter will be lonely
Once I saw a bumper sticker "Guns don't kill people, dads with daughters do." And I laughed.
Cool story, bro.
88 is right. Dads don't kill over their ugly daughters.
Lmao they aren't worty the bullet xd
Too bad he was serious.
Simple solution really. Dont be a prick to his daughter.
Except the t-shirt doesn't say 'don't hurt my daughter, treat her with respect, etc, etc,' it says he's against her dating at all. I'm all for protective parents but this guy is obviously just an unrealistic prick.
Unless of course he meant it as a joke, but that doesn't appear to be the case.
I'm assuming if it was a joke then OP wouldn't have felt the need to post an fml about it because, you know, it would only have been a joke.
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Holy crap, I have to get me one of those!!!!!!!!!!!! I thought cleaning my riot shotguns would be good enough... But the shirt with the guns will defiantly keep little pricks out of here....