By whattheactualfuck - 22/01/2016 12:50 - South Africa - Durban

Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML
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I honestly saw this going a completely different and horrible direction.

Don't do anal


It's the golden rule

no its not the golden rule is treat others the way you want to be treated so technically his girlfriend is the one who should be taking him out for drinks and hitting on him not his girlfriends dad

#34 "do unto others as you would have others do unto you" nothing specific about the same others

Looks like somebody likes guys

I guess it's not THAT awkward, though, unless the gf's dad tried to kiss (or make out with) OP.

Well no shit

Hopefully he doesn't remember later or the next family dinner will be a little awkward. Yikes

I have a feeling it's going to be awkward either way..

Wow. It's gonna be awkward tomorrow.

you mean if the gf's dad doesn't know whether to make breakfast or not?

I honestly saw this going a completely different and horrible direction.

Same here. The internet has completely ruined my innocence.

Me too... Frankly I think he got off easy.

...and accidentally "slipped" and did me up the bum. Is that closer to what you were expecting?

Very well thought out comment good job

Just imagine what might happen if you and your girlfriend have sex.

Doesn't take much imagination

andrmac 25

No imagination needed just lube!

Don't do anal

An advise well received by OP.

Somehow I think he knew exactly what he was doing. Some people do keep their mind when drunk.

Best. Father. Ever.

I don't know about you but I'd prefer that no one's father started hitting on me

ScarletteEve 33

Not even Boruto and Himawari's, #56?