By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 21:13 - United States

Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 796
You deserved it 3 364

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CobraKitNu 7



Incest, incest is the best, put your sibling to the test!!

Put your siblings to the test? Wth is thst supposed to do? Make your family fall sexually in love with you? Thats way to much love for ome person to handle

Haha you people are way to literal, can't see a joke if it's staring you in the face.

Jokes aren't a physical being. How can they stare you in the face?

You have no sense of humor

I bet that's you putting your sibling to "the test" in your profile picture. Did they pass?

29 - Personification ;)

That's my fiancé, but think what you want. I don't give a damn.

You're engaged to your sister?? That causes mutations!

It's not my sister dumbass.

Oh, calm your horomones, I'm obviously just joking. I know its not your sister. Well.. then again it is the internet..

Just relax!

I am relaxed, funny how all the people on the Internet interpret things into anger. Idiots don't understand that someone can be calm and say rude things.

So I'm "relaxed" jackass. :)

You have to laugh at jokes

ShroomsOnAcid 16

It's ok, BRLHP, people have been missing jokes left and right today. I know there are those thinking "Well it wasn't funny", but just because you didn't find it funny doesn't mean it wasn't a joke. It's strange that people assume only two options - funny joke, or 100% dead serious. Who decided that there can't be such a thing as unfunny yet non-serious comments?

Uhm... I just dont like the idea of making out with my brother thats all... You made it sound like you wanted to play house meaning "the loner brother meets whore sister" situations... Some sick show on dateline... Bleehhh

Woah calm down, remember ghandi mate

Devin91 20

Is that your sister in the picture?

shanemaximo 7

81: You are wayyy late on that one.

Agreed, 83. I hate when people will take the time to comment but fail to read the previous comments in order to avoid duplicate comments, resulting in the dreaded "thumbs down"

Dont worry i support you...

*Deep voice* Let the flames begin!

Llamassss 21

1's comment reminds me of a really screwed up version of Beauty and the Beast. "Be our guest! Be our guest! Put our service to the test."

rudikk99 2

Damn question, damn comment

Your all jerks burying all my comments.

CobraKitNu 7

If you would have commented after me, I'd have the thumbs up. Damn.

Looks like I win this battle. *licks finger and tallies air*

Redoxx_fml 22

Gay wincest??

Donniehw 5

This dude trying to steal your comment!!!! | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV

I never knew there was so much incest in the world until I started reading FML

tjv3 10

Why did it have to be in Texas?? Sorry op that is gross

Vegnas 13

Relaaax, you two have literally the same amount of likes. 378, to be exact.

genesisCCORE 3


olpally 32

God.. I certainly hope not!! That's nasty..

Ahh, brother and sisterly love

Is making out with a cousin incest? I hav a very hot, single cousin and she's desperate


98- I'm sure she's not that desperate

120- quit creepin on 4chan

98 - In most cultures, it is and it isn't. It's not forbidden, but it's taboo.

sinking_fish 12

98- C'mon man! Stop making us Boston "folks" look bad! :p

Kissing isn't really incest. Any form of oral or digital sex would be though. And that'd be creepy.

That's just wrong, I can't even come close to stating how wrong that is.

your husband is amazing for risking his life. kudos to him. and I wanna live in Hawaii!!! sweet ganja all the time awww so chill. have a good day

CobraKitNu 7


If it helps, I thumbed you up ????

Me too. How sad is it when you comment on something and another person said the same thing, and the only difference was that they posted a couple of seconds earlier than you. Sad :(

I thumbed you up, now you're both even.

Namerkp2 8

Funny thing is he has more thumbs up now lol.

Namerkp2 8

Disregard my comment i had some sort of visual fail lol. I thought 4 had 41 thumbs up and 3 had 39 :/

CobraKitNu 7

Now my other comment is irrelevant. Damn.

grace12898 0

Sorry, probably gonna get heck for this, what does wincest mean

BeaterOfTheDrums 15

^^ Go fuck your sister/brother/mother/father and you'll know.

First world problems 118

Yeah I'm with 143 what does it mean?????

Why does this one currently have more thumbs up?

My guess would be cuter picture :3

Incest- a game the whole family can play!

The winchesters from supernatural. Some people ship them(nasty) and they call it wincest.

Nothing like bonding with your brother

SecretMe00 5

My thought is I wonder if he even knew he was her brother.... Like she didn't mention it to him yet

85 How do you know it's a girl?

SexyLexi1o13 0

Haha xD funny shit

SecretMe00 5

100-- your screen name goes perfect with your question.

138 ... How exactly .. .. O_o

Cause it's razzed dazzl

rikitsumiatsu 11

he was just trying to show you some love.... a little too much love but he was just telling you how much he missed you... or he's got issues choose whichever makes you feel better

Oh, genetic sexual attraction, you cause so much lol. Or weirded-out-ness. One of the two.

pretty_in_pink94 6

Ha. I was just learning about that in sociology.

Why are people thumbing down? It's an actual phenomenon...

I hope you punched him square in the face for that fyl.

Hell, after a disgusting display like that, you might as well go the whole hog and punch him pentagon in the face!

stevenJB 25

He doesn't know what having a sister is like so don't blame him.

KiddNYC1O 20


11-Never, ever reproduce. You don't have to have a sibling to know that what he did was wrong. So yes, you can blame him.

If he did not know she was his sister, that could apply. But I assume he did, so trying to kiss her was just wrong.

It's not like THAT!

Like I said about the other FML about the dad getting drunk and proposing to his daughter, at least you know he loves you :P FYL though. That's sort of creepy

TheDrifter 23

Creepy maybe, but if op wasn't good enough for her own brother how could she hope to be good enough for someone else's?

I can't tell if you have backwards thinking, or you're just really fucking bad at being sarcastic.

You never have positive fml comments.. Hint much