I really hope OP's brother was joking.

#1, this is exactly what I said out loud when I read this FML.

Really, OP shouldn't settle for any less then 30$

#38, that would be incestitution...

You say ew, I say opportunity.

I'm so upset this is from Kentucky :| Like we don't get enough of these jokes! Lol!

Of course. Kentucky lol

I'd take the $20 tell OP's brother to close his eyes and let the family dog make out with him.

or hook up the suction hose to the vacuum cleaner.

hey, $20.00 is $20.00

Eeeewwwwwwwww*

I hope you don't kiss your sisters south .

#24, dayuuuuum son that's the best one I've heard in a while

Kentucky's not a southern state. It's part of the Appalachian Highlands.

Still south of Canada. So now what ?

Your one to talk, Your profile pic looks like your some family fuck project from The Gremlins. Only in the South is not even a justified argument, considering most northern states have been FUBAR'd since before we even had a Mason-Dixon Line.

Texas is west of the Appalachian Mountains. It's still considered a southern state. The fact is, most people consider Kentucky to be a southern state.

i dont think so, if he has a date later that evening

It's still messed up regardless.

#23 yeah that's what I was thinking, I was hoping maybe a play date with a girl or something!

@72 Yep, any age that's pretty o.0 Do people actually practice kissing anyway? (Ignoring the incest part of this) It's not exactly hard, just don't do what you see in blue movies, same applies to sex though lol

I think it'd be pretty simple to get out of this actually. Just use a little word called "no".

he had a date...

I don't want my brother under 10 going on dates at night when he plans on kissing her. That's wrong

Even if he was under 10, it's still wrong and creepy. Regardless whatever age he is,its still ain't right.

Its not like, Incest is permitted below 10, is it?

Apparently it is in Kentucky.

Not again:

LMAO!!!!! Nice!!!

*west Virginia

So clever, the lot of you. Prejudice is hilarious.

Have you ever heard of sarcasm? No?

They weren't a real family, therefore not incest. Still, Kenny was one lucky kid.

Didn't he get bit in the balls by a big ass tarantula. I'll pass on a couple of kisses to not get bit in the nuts .

#13, he was a lucky kid, until he was put in the maze and went insane... (0_0)

I wouldn't even for $500 some things aren't meant to stay in the family.