By SisterOfTard - 10/11/2014 16:31 - United States - Florence

Today, my brother offered me $20 to practice his kissing on me for his date later this evening. FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 421
You deserved it 4 696

Same thing different taste


I really hope OP's brother was joking.

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nataliewby 25

#1, this is exactly what I said out loud when I read this FML.

Really, OP shouldn't settle for any less then 30$

incoherentrmblr 21

#38, that would be incestitution...

MzZombicidal 36

I'm so upset this is from Kentucky :| Like we don't get enough of these jokes! Lol!

rachelottavia 16
JMichael 25

I'd take the $20 tell OP's brother to close his eyes and let the family dog make out with him.

tony1891 22

or hook up the suction hose to the vacuum cleaner.

Goblin182 26

I hope you don't kiss your sisters south .

#24, dayuuuuum son that's the best one I've heard in a while

ElementaryEdGuy 18

Kentucky's not a southern state. It's part of the Appalachian Highlands.

T_Young96 13

Your one to talk, Your profile pic looks like your some family **** project from The Gremlins. Only in the South is not even a justified argument, considering most northern states have been FUBAR'd since before we even had a Mason-Dixon Line.

Suaria 38

Texas is west of the Appalachian Mountains. It's still considered a southern state. The fact is, most people consider Kentucky to be a southern state.

Please tell me he's like 9?! Otherwise that's messed up

i dont think so, if he has a date later that evening

#23 yeah that's what I was thinking, I was hoping maybe a play date with a girl or something!

@72 Yep, any age that's pretty o.0 Do people actually practice kissing anyway? (Ignoring the incest part of this) It's not exactly hard, just don't do what you see in blue movies, same applies to sex though lol

Pucker them lips!!! good luck getting out of this one and really hope he is under 10 or it's just creepy to even think of that.

usmcmischief 9

I think it'd be pretty simple to get out of this actually. Just use a little word called "no".

I don't want my brother under 10 going on dates at night when he plans on kissing her. That's wrong

Even if he was under 10, it's still wrong and creepy. Regardless whatever age he is,its still ain't right.

Its not like, Incest is permitted below 10, is it?

You don't want to be like the family in We're the Millers?

They weren't a real family, therefore not incest. Still, Kenny was one lucky kid.

Didn't he get bit in the balls by a big ass tarantula. I'll pass on a couple of kisses to not get bit in the nuts .

#13, he was a lucky kid, until he was put in the maze and went insane... (0_0)

Tell him to raise it to $50, kiss practice is worth a little more than $20.

lexiieeex3 32

I wouldn't even for $500 some things aren't meant to stay in the family.