Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, for the first time, I made a guy get a boner and make out with me. This would've been great if it hadn't been a dream, and if the guy in question hadn't been my brother. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I finally met a guy I was interested in, after being a single 21 year-old virgin, but my brother decided to be overprotective and drag me away. Like, literally. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, my brother offered me $20 to practice his kissing on me for his date later this evening. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML
Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
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racerapj 10
Wincest?
CobraKitNu 7
..Wincest?
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Comments (258)
gabe012 1
U must be really hot then
pagullarka 9
Why what happened y'all left him in the jungle and he was raised by animals
lmaoatall 6
Your lips sure must be perdy op.... Now, another 20 years apart would be completely understandable.
javierb88 3
I love how you are from Texas
iDaniel525 8
I love your generalizations.
goliatron 9
wat
freakypundit 4
Does he know that he is your brother?
tarickman 13
That was my first thought!
sarah1741 3
thats messed up
Blackcats_fml 2
I guess he finds you VERY attractive......to forget the fact that you are siblings!
nmohammadi23 0
Haha hit that
nmohammadi23 0
Yaaa buddy
chels1994 11
Apparently he thought it was going a lot better than you thought it was
prettyboy315 0
Hey what's your xbox live gamertag
The_Hitdude 12
You do realize that you can PM him instead of asking a completely irrelevant question, right? Next time, talk about something that actually pertains to the FML, mmmkay?