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  mrjohnz  |  0

I'm replying to the first comment to be at the top!

  Andrew1122  |  0

how does she know who Chuck Norris is?

  whybother8  |  0

serously, who is chuck norris?

  dolphincheddar  |  10

the guy who impregnated Mary with Jesus and the only human being to have a beard-fist. one time he got a boner lying down ad struck oil. that was the first discovery of oil in history

  MrOcean  |  0

36; Chuck Norris was born March 10th 1940 dumbass. Look it up.

  rallets  |  22

chuck norris sleeps with a nightlight but not because hes afraid of the dark but because the dark is afraid of him

when chuck norris does a push up, hes not pushing himself up, hes pushing the world down

  zendaddy0  |  0

chuck Norris devided by zero twice
chuck Norris can beat the sun in a staring contest
chuck Norris can run around the world so fast he punches him self in the back
chuck Norris created optomis prime by peeing in an 18 wheelers gas tank
chuck Norris died thirty years ago death just doesn't have the guts to tell him
death once had a near chuck Norris experience
chuck Norris tears can cure cancer too bad chuck Norris doesn't cry
chuck Norris can slam a rotating door
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  The_Weirdo  |  10

When Jesus walked on water, he said Chuck Norris taught him how to.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity, 4 times.

Hitler took suicide pills because Chuck Norris threatened to destroy Germany if he didn't.

The dinosaurs had a mass suicide because Chuck Norris said he thought they were ugly.

The flood of Noah's Ark was one of Chuck Norris' tears.

Hell is Chuck Norris' childhood playground.

  itsmeyippie  |  0

the boogeyman checks under his bed for chuck Norris

chuck Norris can earn a nuke on Call of duty Black Ops

AIDS were created when Chuck Norris had bad sex and wanted the woman to pay


Chuck Norris can punch a cyclops between the eyes.

Chuck Norris cheated on his English test..................with a calculator

Chuck Norris is so awesome he created fire by rubbbing two ice cubes together.

Chuck Norris sued Facebook for posting his newest victims list

Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards

Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language

Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic

Chuck Norris didn't hit puberty, he beat the crap out of it!!

Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Chuck Norris stories.

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris was going to send an email, but decided it would be faster to run.

If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.

Chuck Norris has found the end of the rainbow.

Once the cop pulled over Chuck Norris....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.

There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.

Chuck Norris can punch his fist through trees and pull out pencils.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

When Chuck Norris looks at Medusa, she turns to stone.

Chuck Norris uses paper to cut scissors.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Did you know Chuck Norris had a role in Star Wars......he was the force.

Chuck Norris special orders his pencils without erasers because Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.

Life insurance premiums are based on how far you live from Chuck Norris.

If they made a movie of Chuck Norris standing still, it would be rated R for extreme violence.

When Chuck Norris goes on a picnic, the ants bring him food.

Chuck Norris doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.

Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Chuck Norris can whistle in 14 different languages.

Chuck Norris can win a staring contest...with his eyes closed.

The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Seconds.

Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Chuck Norris can bungee jump... without a cord

Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.

Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter

Chuck Norris can make ice cubes with a microwave.

Handicapped Parking is reserved for Chuck Norris. The picture shows what will happen to you if you take his spot.

Chuck Norris grows weed in Farmville and sells it on Mafia Wars

Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it

Chuck Norris doesn't shave. He uses his beard to sharpen razors.

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris once had a staring competion with himself in the mirror .. Chuck Norris won

Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green

Chuck Norris can stare you to death while looking the other direction!

Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike Bar.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

Chuck Norris doesn't age. He levels up

When Chuck Norris jumps, gravity pulls a muscle.

  vergaso  |  0

I think your daughter spent too much time on barrens chat before cataclysm.......
btw barrens split in 2 because chuck Norris didn't like the jokes so he slashed it with nail

  vergaso  |  0

WTF youra disgrace to chuck norris.....
why would he fuck a land mass like the virgin islands?
btw he found his daughters virginity at the virgin islands that's the real story

  itsmeyippie  |  0

298- get your panties out of a bunch, it is called a joke so people have fun with them, obviously they aren't real but the girl is probably younger than 10 I'd assume, if she thinks they are real she is probably pretty young

  EmperorPsycho  |  0

Chuck norris doesn't own a home, he walks into random houses and people walk out. Chuck norris makes orange juice from a banana. Chuck Norris doesn't fight he just allows you to lose. Chuck Norris was kicked from wwe for killing competitors and destroying the stadiums.

  IronMaiden45  |  0

chuck norris played Russian roulette with a loaded gun and won

chuck norris was bitten by a rattle snake, after several days of excruciating pain the snake died

chuck norris counted to infinity twice

the real reason why hitler killed himself was because he found out chuck norris is a jew


There is no such thing as a Chuck Norris joke. Only Chuck Norris facts.
Don't make jokes about Chuck Norris. He can hear you.
Oh my god!! Chuck Norris is standing behind you!!

  EliseAqua  |  0

I second 193s comment. No one really knows who Chuck Norris is. He is an actor and martial artist. He was in a couple of movies and people started making crazy facts and jokes about him because of his appearance. Now he's a strong conservative rebublican supporter.

I'm probably going to get a ton of thumbs downs, but someone had to say it.

  EmreArslan  |  11

She doubted his mightyness and now shits her pants since she got a vision chuck norris will come and kill her in an impossible way that is soo impossible no1 would ever be able to discribe it in any way possible and the date of course is THE date : 11/11/'11 11:11 and 11 seconds, she got only 7 days left 2 live her life to the fullest and she knows that