Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, for the first time, I made a guy get a boner and make out with me. This would've been great if it hadn't been a dream, and if the guy in question hadn't been my brother. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I finally met a guy I was interested in, after being a single 21 year-old virgin, but my brother decided to be overprotective and drag me away. Like, literally. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, my brother offered me $20 to practice his kissing on me for his date later this evening. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML
Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
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racerapj 10
Wincest?
CobraKitNu 7
..Wincest?
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Comments (258)
loserboii 11
Only in Texas.
grace12898 0
Why does everybody think this only happens in Texas and why do you keep bringing it up obviously she has a weird brother. I absolutely find my brothers repulsive and have never, nay, will never make out with them. Bunch of ass holes
loserboii 11
Well West Virginia too, personally i find marrying your step-mother a bit awkward for the family.
sincerelyjay 13
And that's why its been 20 years...
hateevryone 15
it'll be another 20 years before you see him again.
CoachBangWhore 5
A homosexual he is I see. I can see why you didn't see him for 20 years. He is a disgrace and he has obviously gotten yet another person to hate him for his homosexuality.
copenhagenman 0
"everythin is bigger in Texas!"
ThatGuyRory 9
That doesn't even make sense...
SecretMe00 5
Are you insane 101
Jenmic 16
Texas incest jokes. Now who didn't see that coming?
grace12898 0
What went through my mind: 0:................ O_o friendly
Rocky007 15
Is his name Luke? And yours Leia, perhaps?
grace12898 0
Thank for making an actually funny comment, enjoyed that a lot more than all the Texas crap.
RockVolley09 8
Looking for love in Alderaan places. So funny!
Dcm210 19
wtf,did he forget that y'all are related.