Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, for the first time, I made a guy get a boner and make out with me. This would've been great if it hadn't been a dream, and if the guy in question hadn't been my brother. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I finally met a guy I was interested in, after being a single 21 year-old virgin, but my brother decided to be overprotective and drag me away. Like, literally. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, my brother offered me $20 to practice his kissing on me for his date later this evening. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML
Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
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racerapj 10
Wincest?
CobraKitNu 7
..Wincest?
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Comments (258)
bebefer 8
Oh that's nastay. -Cleveland Brown
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
The Cleveland brown part is unneeded lol we all know he says that, that's like saying Doh! -Homer Simpson Or giggity -Quagmire
nabila21 0
I WATCHED THE CLEVELAND SHOW LAST NIGHT!!! ur a phsycic
freakinglaugher 10
"I ********** and like bacon" -FL
PureAussie 3
Hahahaha so do I :|
aerogxt 7
All riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
bebefer 8
Oh that's nastay. -Cleveland Brown
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
So did you let him?
Boomshacalaca 5
SHIFT !!
iloveweed69 7
Ew that ain't cute
brandonallan123 0
Neither is your grammar
iloveweed69 7
Neither is your dick
ssnowywinter 0
Neither is your comeback.
iloveweed69 7
Lol I love haters~
Oh_Hayy_Its_Lex 10
you also apparently love weed.. explains your intelligence.
Oh_Hayy_Its_Lex 10
you also apparently love weed.. explains your intelligence.
iloveweed69 7
IM VERY SMART BITCH. MY AVERAGE IS A 69 how you doing~*
GoW_Chick 15
I read your username, then your profile... I needed a good laugh, thanks. XD
ohmandapants 17
What is it with everyone throwing around the word "hater"? "YOU DISAGREE? SHIT, YOU JUST A HATERR" "YOU POINTED OUT THAT MY GRAMMAR SUCKS AND MY COMEBACK WAS JUVENILE? Well! You are just a HATER!" No. Doesn't work like that.
eltapatio16 5
Texas, texas, texas. It had to be someone from Texas...
rowrsome 0
Wouldve made more sense if they were from Arkansas
atomicbaboon 0
then it'd be more like "today, i met my brother for the first time in 20 years. everything was going great until he stopped making out with me. fml"
Mariebaz 11
Actually.... More sense if from Alabama.
grace12898 0
That offensive ass hole!! Some people are weird like that, but not my family!
sinking_fish 12
Orrrr Kentucky?
cheer4everever 0
R u guys both the same gender???
GoW_Chick 15
Why in the hell would that matter?
smallsmerry123 5
Well, you are in Texas.
grace12898 0
Offensive! Not all of us are imbreds
CryMoreFMLs 15
Rude, good sir. Just rude.
immaMonsta 8
Ew, that's gross. I hope you slapped him for trying.
GoW_Chick 15
Well at least he was happy to see you, he must really be all about keeping it in the family. ;) *Banjo plays in background*
TheDrifter 24
Exactly, keeping it in the family all but guarantees daughters as pretty as their momma right? *continues the banjo solo*
freakinglaugher 10
In the case of King Phillip the 14, it only gets you a greatly enlarged chin. *Has classical music playing*
tarickman 13
You comments are so fun to read!
brookieeboo100 1
well at least he didnt want to **** you.
Hopes_Reprimand 6
Thankfully he/she didn't let it go far enough to find out...