Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, for the first time, I made a guy get a boner and make out with me. This would've been great if it hadn't been a dream, and if the guy in question hadn't been my brother. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I finally met a guy I was interested in, after being a single 21 year-old virgin, but my brother decided to be overprotective and drag me away. Like, literally. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, my brother offered me $20 to practice his kissing on me for his date later this evening. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML
Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
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racerapj 10
Wincest?
CobraKitNu 7
..Wincest?
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Comments (258)
figglez 1
Incest is a game the whole family can play...
Fmlsea 28
seriously did he not get the fact that you're his sister ??????
jalupe 4
texas who knew
maronofhearts 19
Guess you can't read the words "spin off" maybe you should write an fml about how your comment completely failed. Next time read before you react or you'll end up looking just as dumb as you do now. Bravo failed jackass troll
SweetPerfectionn 3
Forever friend zoned. Be Careful he doesn't try other things..
RockVolley09 8
What?! Definite creeper. You must be hot. ;) positive!
jurbul 15
Incest - the game for all the family
coreydsmith 0
I guess your hot
fogrunner 13
Everyone, check out "The Westermarck effect" on Wiki. :B
4Legend 0
121 - 5 words - Red Wings suck, Go Canucks. As for The Briuns, I hate them... Only team to actually be able to show up The Canucks or The Devils....