Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, for the first time, I made a guy get a boner and make out with me. This would've been great if it hadn't been a dream, and if the guy in question hadn't been my brother. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I finally met a guy I was interested in, after being a single 21 year-old virgin, but my brother decided to be overprotective and drag me away. Like, literally. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, my brother offered me $20 to practice his kissing on me for his date later this evening. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML
Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
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racerapj 10
Wincest?
CobraKitNu 7
..Wincest?
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Comments (258)
jplane 0
Everyone on this thing are all dumbasses you guys thumb down a comment that sais incest and thumb up 2 others that say wincest seriously wtf is wrong with you dumbasses
TColby 12
Yeah, I thought that was stupid too.
Isaac_The_Man 0
Go Seattle Totems. Screw the RedWings!
meruu_2005 1
Giddy giddy
l0v3p4in 7
OP, I hope you are a girl because that would be a double dose of FYL. Bad enough for a girl, but a sore kick to the knickers if you're a heterosexual male.
FML5499 4
It sucks, huh???
nipplemaster 0
It's called Genetic Sexual Attraction. Look it up.
AJRand 14
Would your names by any chance be Luke and Leia?
Kristoffer 35
I'm going to baselessly assume that you're both guys and feel disgusted over attempted homosexual incest. I'm going to baselessly assume that you're female and feel equally disgusted over attempted heterosexual incest. I'm going to baselessly assume that neither one of you knows who your father is, and that your mother died giving birth to the both of you, and that you were separated at birth to protect you from your father when he eventually found out that you had survived, to prevent him from trying to train you in the ways of the Sith.
drawmesunshine 17
How 'bout them Cowboys?
lilpowers 3
Ya shouda