Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, for the first time, I made a guy get a boner and make out with me. This would've been great if it hadn't been a dream, and if the guy in question hadn't been my brother. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I finally met a guy I was interested in, after being a single 21 year-old virgin, but my brother decided to be overprotective and drag me away. Like, literally. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, a slightly older guy friend of mine told me that he thinks of me as a little sister. Immediately afterwards, he tried to make out with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, my brother offered me $20 to practice his kissing on me for his date later this evening. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML
Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML
Today, on a dating site, I was matched with my brother, again. FML
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racerapj 10
Wincest?
CobraKitNu 7
..Wincest?
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Comments (258)
yummcookie 0
The "Doesn't matter, still had sex" meme comes to mind.
Doxy 22
Except it can't apply here since they didn't have sex. Just made out, which is still pretty gross.
BostonBruinsFan 8
U mean "How I Met Your Mother"? If not, F Ur Life, too!!
boredfishing 0
Maybe he recalled your last visit with him? You sexy bitch ;)
AwkwardHaole808 16
Wow. People are thumbing down comments like crazy today.
12vballchick12 5
I believe that untill should be spelled like until in the FML ;)
BrightBrownEyes 11
Oh brother...
apscheuplein 0
Haha the same thing has happened to me....just not as long of a time period...
pussapian 3
Location says it all ...
sirnewyork516 0
Ohhh nag
AgaveLoco 5
Your brother has a big problem!