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By Chelsea - 02/04/2012 17:31 - United States

Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had sex. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20 dollars on my nightstand that wasn't there before. He thought I was a prostitute, and apparently a cheap one. FML

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By Melaknee - 19/03/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I saw an attractive man outside the club I was trying to get into to. We talked, and ended up having sex in my apartment. The next day when I was dropping him off, I discovered he was homeless and was outside the club begging for money. My house is suddenly out of bread and cheese. FML

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Bang for your buck

By Anonymous - 24/08/2022 06:00

Today, feeling attractive, I got dressed up and took myself to a trendy bar to enjoy some cocktails. A muscular, handsome man approached me and we began to flirt. He recommended that we get a hotel room, which we did. After we had the most amazing sex of my life, he started to tell me his price. He was an escort. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2015 22:05 - United States - Shelby

Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me. We ended up having some drinks then heading back to his place and hooked up. Afterwards, I used the bathroom, and when I came out, he was going through his wallet and asked me how much he owed me. FML

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By jsw029 - 26/02/2009 04:51 - United States

Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and about 30 seconds in he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek and leaves. Turns out he already came. I call his phone - wrong number. FML

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Messy

By hopeless1 - 26/04/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, I met a really hot guy at a bar. We talked for a while and really seemed to hit it off. We ended up going to my apartment. He stopped and said, "Clean up this mess and maybe we could do something another time." I am a complete neat freak - my apartment had been robbed and trashed. FML

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By elo - 20/12/2008 05:50 - France

Today, I woke up beside a disgusting guy I didn't know. He told me he was the best friend of the handsome guy I was hitting on yesterday evening. I can't remember at which point I got mislead into bringing the wrong one home. FML

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By homewrecker - 01/08/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, I woke up from a night of crazy drunken sex with a guy I had met at a friends 23rd birthday party. The lights had been off when we had stumbled in to his house the night before. When I opened my eyes today, the first thing I saw was his family picture, complete with his wife and son. FML

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By poorclubgoer - 14/11/2009 10:11 - United States

Today, I decided to go to a club with my friends. I was flattered when an attractive guy started dancing with me. Later, I went to grab my money to pay for my dinner and realized while dancing, the very sneaky man pulled my forty dollars out of my pocket. FML

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Awkward

By Nikki - 18/03/2009 03:15 - United States

Today, I woke up, completely naked, in bed with a guy I met the night before. We were both drunk the night before and I had agreed to go home with him. The reason I woke up was that someone was knocking on his bedroom door. Turns out he lives with his mom and she made us pancakes. FML

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You deserved it 91 466

By Sandra - 18/02/2009 14:15 - Ireland

Today, I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here because he heard the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party. FML

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Locket_fml 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:03

Look on the bright side, $20 up.

Crunchy_fml 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:03

at least you got some money?

Comments

AntiChrist7 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 14:03

he must have his reasons. rethink your clothing. YDI

babydoll86_fml 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 14:17

Haha, people calling her (I'm assuming it's a her, could have been two men for all we know) a **** are stupid. He had sex with a person he had just met outside of a club! If she's a ****, so is he!

RockPrincess26 16

Thursday 10 August 2017 3:56

No shit! Did you come up with that one on your own?! Tell us more!

farf_fml 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 15:11

Why is it FYL? You were doing it for free. He is the one out 20 bucks, FHL!

sara942 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 15:28

You picked a guy up off the street, outside of a club, and brought him back to your place and had sex with him. What didn't you do that qualifies you as any better than a prostitute? As for the people who are like "if this was a guy, he wouldn't be getting a hard time about this": Um yeah, it's still gross. If I wanted to date the guy and I knew he liked picking up random girls on the street for sex, I'd definitely think twice.

TerAki 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 15:53

Kandy, what are you rambling about? 1.)There are girls also claiming that she's a ***** so your whole 'oh lawd this is a sexist duble standurds' shit doesn't even make sense. 2.)It seems that only douchy fratboys are the ones that go "yooooooooooooo man you scored high five!!!". I don't know any other guys that would actually do that. 3.)Even the idiots that would do that wouldn't congratulate him on picking up what he thought was a hooker. 106. I'm 98% certain "Chelsea" is a female. And everyone else, where does it say that the people insulting her think the guy was right? He's not the one whining on FML about it.

sculpey 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 15:57

Oh, damn..... can I have my money back?

Sgt_Schadenfreud 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 16:16

Profit on the evening: $20

lolyouareanidiot 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 17:24

#98 and #99. I am no religious freak, I couldn't care less what the Bible has to say about sex. She is still Ms. Rotten Crotch. I will continue to judge her, because she is McNasty.

lucie_fml 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 18:20

WOW, you guys are bitches. WHO THE **** CARES THAT SHE SLEPT AROUND? When you're at a club, shit happens. And that's just how it goes. Period. I would like to say, atleast it wasn't a five dollar bill. THAT would be a fyl. Twenty isn't much better, but its a bit of a profit. I am assuming you got no stis or other infections of the sort from this "hook up."