FML : Today, I saw an attractive man outside the club I was trying to get into to. We talked, and ended up having sex in my apartment. The next day when I was...

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Today, I saw an attractive man outside the club I was trying to get into to. We talked, and ended up having sex in my apartment. The next day when I was dropping him off, I discovered he was homeless and was outside the club begging for money. My house is suddenly out of bread and cheese. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Melaknee - / Thursday 19 March 2009 00:10 / United States

Intimacy

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By L4m3r | 3

#42406 - Thursday 19 March 2009 9:15

I'm not one to judge, but you have to admit that such things are part of the risk you take when you sleep with random people.

You're not wrong to have sex to your heart's content, but I don't think you have a lot of room to complain about the result, either.

I'd recommend going to a clinic ASAP, by the way.

By Ineffableturtle | 0

#42392 - Thursday 19 March 2009 9:04

no need to judge, and least the sex was good?

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By Ineffableturtle | 0

#42392 - Thursday 19 March 2009 9:04

no need to judge, and least the sex was good?

mlipro | 0

#906641 - Tuesday 2 March 2010 5:19

Lmao, how could you not know it was a bum? Did the dirty beard, three jackets and the shopping cart not give it away?

fyl12345678901 | 0

#1100611 - Saturday 17 July 2010 7:03

you hope

Kid34 | 0

#2924728 - Monday 18 July 2011 22:04

211- I know right

By digitalangel | 0

#42393 - Thursday 19 March 2009 9:06

Well, at least you helped a person in need, right?

Green_Eyes_Pwn | 0

#987186 - Sunday 2 May 2010 7:43

She helped him quite a bit.
*wink wink nudge nudge* :P

nic7973 | 23

#4049658 - Saturday 18 February 2012 3:17

that bloody hilarious!

By Yaheed | 0

#42394 - Thursday 19 March 2009 9:06

You slept with a bum? Well atleast you didn't know he was a bum until it was too late.

bula_rocks | 0

#987897 - Monday 3 May 2010 8:00

attractive hobos

By mf_fml | 0

#42404 - Thursday 19 March 2009 9:13

heh, awesomeeeee.

By L4m3r | 3

#42406 - Thursday 19 March 2009 9:15

applebee_16 | 0

#1161678 - Friday 30 July 2010 10:25

exactly....and at least he only stole bread and cheese, that's lucky for you op he coulda stole something more valuable...and you should get checked out ;)

lolmaster7654321 | 4

#2591409 - Tuesday 31 May 2011 4:30

it makes sense though cuz bread and cheese last a while...

mofran | 0

#3192584 - Sunday 28 August 2011 4:03

how fucking old are you?

By not1 | 0

#42407 - Thursday 19 March 2009 9:15

he couldn't be THAT bad, right? you wouldn't have sex with somone smelly or anything right? RIGHT?!;)

By digapygmy | 0

#42408 - Thursday 19 March 2009 9:16

Are you my senior English teacher? She had a thing for bums too. ;)

2214rachel | 0

#2340186 - Tuesday 12 April 2011 22:42

hahahahahahahah

By green_199 | 0

#42409 - Thursday 19 March 2009 9:17

This one is a total lie. And if it isn't, what's the big deal? Why shouldn't a homeless dude get play?

By Reasonable_man | 0

#42411 - Thursday 19 March 2009 9:18

Soo.. you must not have talked for very long then. You deserved it.
If you actually care about residency, financial stability, etc. then talk a little longer; however, if that wasn't what you were looking for then why do you pretend to care after the fact? Lesson learned & what #5 said.

By thequeenofscots | 0

#42417 - Thursday 19 March 2009 9:23

So? You slept had casual sex with somebody you met outside of a club. That's the risk. It's your business whether or not you want to do it, but you're a risk of things like this happening if you're going to let people you've only known for a few minutes into your apartment.

I feel worse for the bum. He doesn't have an apartment.