Intimacy: Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came...

By Chelsea - 02/04/2012 17:31 - United States

Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had sex. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20 dollars on my nightstand that wasn't there before. He thought I was a prostitute, and apparently a cheap one. FML

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By Melaknee - 19/03/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I saw an attractive man outside the club I was trying to get into to. We talked, and ended up having sex in my apartment. The next day when I was dropping him off, I discovered he was homeless and was outside the club begging for money. My house is suddenly out of bread and cheese. FML

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Bang for your buck

By Anonymous - 24/08/2022 06:00

Today, feeling attractive, I got dressed up and took myself to a trendy bar to enjoy some cocktails. A muscular, handsome man approached me and we began to flirt. He recommended that we get a hotel room, which we did. After we had the most amazing sex of my life, he started to tell me his price. He was an escort. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2015 22:05 - United States - Shelby

Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me. We ended up having some drinks then heading back to his place and hooked up. Afterwards, I used the bathroom, and when I came out, he was going through his wallet and asked me how much he owed me. FML

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By jsw029 - 26/02/2009 04:51 - United States

Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and about 30 seconds in he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek and leaves. Turns out he already came. I call his phone - wrong number. FML

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Messy

By hopeless1 - 26/04/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, I met a really hot guy at a bar. We talked for a while and really seemed to hit it off. We ended up going to my apartment. He stopped and said, "Clean up this mess and maybe we could do something another time." I am a complete neat freak - my apartment had been robbed and trashed. FML

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By elo - 20/12/2008 05:50 - France

Today, I woke up beside a disgusting guy I didn't know. He told me he was the best friend of the handsome guy I was hitting on yesterday evening. I can't remember at which point I got mislead into bringing the wrong one home. FML

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By homewrecker - 01/08/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, I woke up from a night of crazy drunken sex with a guy I had met at a friends 23rd birthday party. The lights had been off when we had stumbled in to his house the night before. When I opened my eyes today, the first thing I saw was his family picture, complete with his wife and son. FML

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By poorclubgoer - 14/11/2009 10:11 - United States

Today, I decided to go to a club with my friends. I was flattered when an attractive guy started dancing with me. Later, I went to grab my money to pay for my dinner and realized while dancing, the very sneaky man pulled my forty dollars out of my pocket. FML

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Awkward

By Nikki - 18/03/2009 03:15 - United States

Today, I woke up, completely naked, in bed with a guy I met the night before. We were both drunk the night before and I had agreed to go home with him. The reason I woke up was that someone was knocking on his bedroom door. Turns out he lives with his mom and she made us pancakes. FML

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By Sandra - 18/02/2009 14:15 - Ireland

Today, I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here because he heard the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party. FML

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Locket_fml 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:03

Look on the bright side, $20 up.

Crunchy_fml 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:03

at least you got some money?

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streetpattern 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 5:48

Some years back, I met a woman at a dance, and we ended up having sex in my apartment that same night. She was a sweet, shy woman who was just getting over a bad divorce. We were an item for months after that, and had some good times together. No one, not even an actual prostitute, deserves to be called a "*****". It's an ugly, dehumanizing word.

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Sunday 29 March 2009 5:48

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Monty_Python 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 5:50

How is this an FML? You had sex with a hotty and got $20. Lucky.

5ive 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 6:04

YOU DESERVED IT. if he thought you were a prostitute you were obviously dressed in something slutty. AND you had sex..

diana491141 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 6:32

Hey man, $20 is $20. I would have bought myself a super box of condoms.

mehwhateverr 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 6:55

i like #1's comment.

PSUraven 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 7:40

classy

Tsukasa_fml 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 8:10

Who knows, maybe his thought was "hopefully she finds the money I left to replace it before she discovers I broke it." Whatever "it" may be.

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Sunday 29 March 2009 8:37

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ginevra921 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 8:43

That's what a one-night stand with a stranger does to you. Be more discerning in the future - then maybe people won't think you're a cheap prostitute.