Today, I woke up beside a disgusting guy I didn't know. He told...

By elo - 20/12/2008 05:50 - France

Today, I woke up beside a disgusting guy I didn't know. He told me he was the best friend of the handsome guy I was hitting on yesterday evening. I can't remember at which point I got mislead into bringing the wrong one home. FML

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By x_eyebrows | 0

#74171 - Wednesday 1 April 2009 5:04

If you're getting drunk with the intent of having sex with a person you've never met, you pretty much deserve whoever you wake up to the next morning. Beggars can't be choosers.

By MissMeanie | 5

#3727978 - Wednesday 14 December 2011 2:22

Buddies helping ugly buddies get laid. He was doing him a favor.

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By feelslikeanoose | 0

#435 - Saturday 7 February 2009 1:19

ahahahha! This is great. I feel ya sister hunny.

By jarofarts | 0

#31115 - Saturday 14 March 2009 10:21

hahahaha

By jsmith1199 | 0

#58982 - Thursday 26 March 2009 2:41

Haha.. this reminds me of all those times when whore slept with random people and died of AIDS HAHAHAH serves you right

stupid slut

By x_eyebrows | 0

#74171 - Wednesday 1 April 2009 5:04

If you're getting drunk with the intent of having sex with a person you've never met, you pretty much deserve whoever you wake up to the next morning. Beggars can't be choosers.

mariahrawks | 0

#990689 - Tuesday 11 May 2010 4:07

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

underaegis | 0

#1274494 - Friday 20 August 2010 8:21

she's right I mean as long as no one got pregnant it's a good thing right

rcbarnes | 24

#4090650 - Sunday 26 February 2012 7:22

Why assume it was alcohol?

By comadank | 0

#95345 - Thursday 9 April 2009 6:47

uuuuuummmmmmmmmmm im a guy and my beer goggles only get better the more i drink wtf lmao

By pariah411 | 0

#99652 - Friday 10 April 2009 19:40

Another battle won in the war against arrogant slutty bitches!!! Well done, sir.
As for the chick, I hope you get pregnant.

By Allan_is_Awesome | 0

#137162 - Thursday 23 April 2009 21:17

Aww, that suc ks, but is also hilarious

By nonstopsand | 0

#156587 - Thursday 30 April 2009 17:04

filthy filthy woman. hope you got crabs

By jsmith1199 | 0

#215867 - Thursday 21 May 2009 1:46

well if youre stupid and slutty enough to bring any guy home after only one night then youre stupid and slutty enough to not be able to tell the difference between one guy and another, as long as you get a dick in you.

By trooper14 | 0

#235232 - Wednesday 27 May 2009 5:13

obviously before the point you realised what a giant fucking slut you are you stupid bitch