Intimacy: Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came...

By Chelsea - 02/04/2012 17:31 - United States

Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had sex. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20 dollars on my nightstand that wasn't there before. He thought I was a prostitute, and apparently a cheap one. FML

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By Melaknee - 19/03/2009 00:10 - United States

Today, I saw an attractive man outside the club I was trying to get into to. We talked, and ended up having sex in my apartment. The next day when I was dropping him off, I discovered he was homeless and was outside the club begging for money. My house is suddenly out of bread and cheese. FML

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Bang for your buck

By Anonymous - 24/08/2022 06:00

Today, feeling attractive, I got dressed up and took myself to a trendy bar to enjoy some cocktails. A muscular, handsome man approached me and we began to flirt. He recommended that we get a hotel room, which we did. After we had the most amazing sex of my life, he started to tell me his price. He was an escort. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2015 22:05 - United States - Shelby

Today, while walking down the street, a cute guy approached me. We ended up having some drinks then heading back to his place and hooked up. Afterwards, I used the bathroom, and when I came out, he was going through his wallet and asked me how much he owed me. FML

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By jsw029 - 26/02/2009 04:51 - United States

Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and about 30 seconds in he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek and leaves. Turns out he already came. I call his phone - wrong number. FML

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Messy

By hopeless1 - 26/04/2009 05:40 - United States

Today, I met a really hot guy at a bar. We talked for a while and really seemed to hit it off. We ended up going to my apartment. He stopped and said, "Clean up this mess and maybe we could do something another time." I am a complete neat freak - my apartment had been robbed and trashed. FML

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By elo - 20/12/2008 05:50 - France

Today, I woke up beside a disgusting guy I didn't know. He told me he was the best friend of the handsome guy I was hitting on yesterday evening. I can't remember at which point I got mislead into bringing the wrong one home. FML

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By homewrecker - 01/08/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, I woke up from a night of crazy drunken sex with a guy I had met at a friends 23rd birthday party. The lights had been off when we had stumbled in to his house the night before. When I opened my eyes today, the first thing I saw was his family picture, complete with his wife and son. FML

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By poorclubgoer - 14/11/2009 10:11 - United States

Today, I decided to go to a club with my friends. I was flattered when an attractive guy started dancing with me. Later, I went to grab my money to pay for my dinner and realized while dancing, the very sneaky man pulled my forty dollars out of my pocket. FML

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Awkward

By Nikki - 18/03/2009 03:15 - United States

Today, I woke up, completely naked, in bed with a guy I met the night before. We were both drunk the night before and I had agreed to go home with him. The reason I woke up was that someone was knocking on his bedroom door. Turns out he lives with his mom and she made us pancakes. FML

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By Sandra - 18/02/2009 14:15 - Ireland

Today, I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here because he heard the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party. FML

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Locket_fml 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:03

Look on the bright side, $20 up.

Crunchy_fml 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 23:03

at least you got some money?

Comments

imnotabeaner 0

Monday 30 March 2009 15:19

meet inside the club = skanky club rat. meet outside the club = classy working girl. club rats get their ipods stolen, working girls get paid. go get some coffee and cigarettes and practice working those hips like hinges.

HahahaThatsFunny 0

Monday 30 March 2009 20:32

Duh you don't think that normal girls go have sex with rnadom guys do you ??

nomo_fml 0

Monday 30 March 2009 21:53

Well, if it was that easy to get in bed with you, you may as well be one. YDI.

smoothjenkins 0

Monday 30 March 2009 23:20

At least you got some money for sleeping with an attractive guy...right?

platypusrex256 2

Monday 30 March 2009 23:27

text me sometime! hahah

abbles56 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 3:07

hehe heyy $20 nicee.

Rappleslayer 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 9:55

hey, ever thought it was his part for the morning after pill? the forty dollar pill... or are you gunna find out in a week or two?

Jack_4194 1

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:11

Everyone who reads these comments and are like "wtf, everyone has one night stands" needs to stop and think. If there's nothing wrong with a one-night stand then there's nothing wrong with him leaving a tip for her great job. The only way this is a FML is if Chelsea was expecting a second date. Otherewise she would be saying, sweet I got sex and 20 bucks.

rinaldy 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 23:42

u went home with this guy that cld be a number of things that u wld have no idea abt and slept with him- and ur insulted that he paid u- sheesh ur lucky u didn't wake up in his basement with chains tying u to a stick