Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and about 30 seconds in he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek and leaves. Turns out he already came. I call his phone - wrong number. FML
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Vincere_fml
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That guy's pathetic... unbelievable
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gabby1995pena
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She probably got pregnant.
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Vincere_fml
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That guy's pathetic... unbelievable
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Rayn4u_fml
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How'd you find out he'd already come? Did he leave the used condom on your nightstand next to the fake phone number?
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gabby1995pena
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She probably got pregnant.
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Adm_Twigs
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That's probably what happened!
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lccc_
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you know...lol
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Rackergen
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#9 is right. I guess you deserve it that way.
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inkstains
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Pssh, you didn't deserve it at all. What a jackass.
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holynemesis1208
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aren't you glad he gave you a wrong number? if you only was lasting not even a min. what fun would that have been for you later. unless your into that kinda thing.
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avery_botts
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Dumbass. She wants his number because he could have gotten her pregnant and she can never find him now.
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ByFender_fml
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#14 : +1, i AGREE !
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lewalrus
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HAHAHAHAAHA
WOOOOOOOO!
WOOOOOOOO!
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camis
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F*** your life because of this? Why exactly?
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Lick_yer_face
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Why are people assuming you didn't use a condom?
He could have quite easily have took it off himself and not made it obvious...
Anyway, I both think the guy is pathetic whilst at the same time think he's a bit of a God.
I recall an earlier FML about a guy who came really prematurely and the girl just laughed and left... so in way he shifted the FML post from him to you. :-P
He could have quite easily have took it off himself and not made it obvious...
Anyway, I both think the guy is pathetic whilst at the same time think he's a bit of a God.
I recall an earlier FML about a guy who came really prematurely and the girl just laughed and left... so in way he shifted the FML post from him to you. :-P
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Danny Kopcik
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this man is a genius actually lmao
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nottelling
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What do you expect, meeting a guy at a bar? Just sayin..