By jsw029 - United States
  Today, I met a guy at a bar and we went back to my room. We start having sex and about 30 seconds in he stops and says it's not right - he likes me too much for a one night stand. He gives me his number, a kiss on the cheek and leaves. Turns out he already came. I call his phone - wrong number. FML
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By  Lick_yer_face  |  0

Why are people assuming you didn't use a condom?
He could have quite easily have took it off himself and not made it obvious...

Anyway, I both think the guy is pathetic whilst at the same time think he's a bit of a God.

I recall an earlier FML about a guy who came really prematurely and the girl just laughed and left... so in way he shifted the FML post from him to you. :-P