Hypocrisy

By gamer tag ID not recognised - 06/10/2018 03:00

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Today, my husband is adamant he's not a cheater, because, "it only counts as cheating if you have sex with other women for free." Apparently 20-year-old male prostitutes don't count because they're not women and they cost money. FML
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Ghostrui 30

If you haven't already, get yourself tested.

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RichardPencil 30

His logic is impeccable! What can you do?

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Ghostrui 30

If you haven't already, get yourself tested.

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tounces7 27

Right. **** him up the ass metaphorically this time.

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BurnInDemonFire 34

He sounds delightful. I hope a judge lays the smackdown on his candy ass.

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RichardPencil 30

His logic is impeccable! What can you do?

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tounces7 27

Wow. Just wow. Shoulda asked him if it was okay if you hired a 20 year old male prostitute too.

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LittleRed79 39

Do you think they’d get a group discount if they hired the same one?

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PenguinPal3017 19

It sounds like he found a life hack. Delete this post before the information spreads and everyone is doing this.

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wanted_2_want 40

Somebody’s still in the closet. Mentally speaking

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Mungolikecandy 19

Morality is a funny old thing ain't it?

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aljonking 11

I’d be looking for some good divorce attorneys or a truck to run him over with

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acmariner99 25

I’m pretty sure that’s not how it works

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