FML : Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up...

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Today, in the midst of sleep, my boyfriend hurled my cellphone across the room and into the wall because he couldn't be bothered to pick up or hang up an incoming call. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Monday 2 April 2012 19:42 / United States

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By Redoxx_fml | 22

#4251010 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 0:26

"Who was it?"
"Dunno. Phone's broken"

By sillydumpling | 0

#4251023 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 0:26

I hope you have a nokia

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By Redoxx_fml | 22

#4251010 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 0:26

"Who was it?"
"Dunno. Phone's broken"

Mooish | 18

#4251062 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 0:30

That's why I heard a boom before the phone ended.

littlemissFYL | 5

#4252072 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 1:50

Nope he's cheating on you that's why he didn't wanna talk in front of you. Dump his ass.

meelo88 | 13

#4252111 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 1:59

I think it said it was OP's cell phone so he's not cheating he's just an ass

KeyboardWarrior | 10

#4252265 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 2:33

57 WHAT AN ASSUMPTION. YOU SHOULD BECOME A DETECTIVE.

Cad6 | 24

#4252313 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 2:47

^Were the caps really necessary?

Krirn | 21

#4252351 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 3:02

Based off his name, I'd say he went Super Saiyan.

KeyboardWarrior | 10

#4252464 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 3:40

INDEED I DID. YES THEY WERE NECESSARY. NO HOLDING BACK WHEN FIGHTING AGAINST INTERGALACTIC TYRANTS. YOU CAN THANK ME LATER.

oksowhat | 0

#4252870 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 5:51

I LOVE YOU.

oksowhat | 0

#4252876 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 5:53

57- He answered her phone. Not his...

RogueWarrior869 | 23

#4254355 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 17:34

She said he threw /her/ cellphone. Not his.

By haloofduty27 | 12

#4251017 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 0:26

INCOMING!.....call

SLKBlack96 | 5

#4252349 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 3:02

NO!! THIS IS PATRICK

jtthegr8 | 26

#4252553 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 4:12

Gotta do what ya gotta do to get away from a phone call

iBanana | 17

#4252682 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 4:51

Must have thought it was a grenade.. "Call from Mo-OH MY GOD! FIRE IN THE HOLE!" Ahhh, Modern Warfare has ruined us.

Guren | 0

#4253515 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 10:59

Obviously he just watched The Ring..

Redoxx_fml | 22

#4254332 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 17:09

121-You mean "One Missed Call"

By sillydumpling | 0

#4251023 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 0:26

I hope you have a nokia

ElricMustang | 23

#4251952 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 1:28

That's because phones don't "brake". Remember kids: stay in school.

KeyboardWarrior | 10

#4251954 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 1:28

I know! One time, I was crossing the street and this Nokia nearly hit me! I mean, it was a red light and everything! Those Nokia's are crazy man, I tell ya.

Nevereverland | 8

#4252023 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 1:41

I was jumped by a nokia once, talk about connecting people..

alexup24 | 13

#4252052 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 1:44

then they'll have to fix that giant hole in the wall.

domking1315 | 20

#4252511 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 3:58

Guys please the big bang theory is a cover up for the first Nokia exploding.

MehrunesDagon456 | 20

#6072624 - Wednesday 24 September 2014 3:01

Actually don't hope for that. It would break the wall.

By Cad6 | 24

#4251026 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 0:27

Looks like you can't "cell" your phone anymore. :( sucks.

purpleamandapand | 6

#4251036 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 0:28

I don't think she was planning to... Nice try anyways.

Cad6 | 24

#4251159 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 0:43

Holy shit this got thumbed down faster than my usual fail puns. I need to make my fails less failish (No, it's not a word).

SkoomaKi | 25

#4251873 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 1:11

Holy shit tits! Let's get better puns! (/-.-)/

fromthesuck | 8

#4252292 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 2:40

Or... We could just give up on puns all together. CSI has ruined them all anyway.

williamh327 | 5

#4252597 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 4:24

Hahah
Punny... NOT!

ladyLALAA | 28

#4253744 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 13:04

4, keep them coming I love puns!

idoam | 8

#4256369 - Wednesday 4 April 2012 3:43

You've been punished.

By rocker_chick105 | 31

#4251028 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 0:27

I can only imagine what he would do if he had one of those moving alarm clocks...

By bkingkingking | 13

#4251030 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 0:27

why would he be answering your phone? somebody sounds a teeny tiny bit obsessive... and violent

SkoomaKi | 25

#4251108 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 0:35

6 - can't tell if you're making a duck face or pulling a constipated look...

bkingkingking | 13

#4251121 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 0:36

...constipated duck

livkoko | 15

#4251131 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 0:37

I'm pretty sure OP means he couldn't be bothered to deal with keys and commands on her phone to shut it up so he destroyed it instead. No violence inferred...

SkoomaKi | 25

#4251140 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 0:39

21 - Can you not see we are discussing constipated ducks? Please stop thread jacking.

sillydumpling | 0

#4251145 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 0:40

Both

domking1315 | 20

#4252526 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 4:01

Yes we've already established that it's both. Now we're talking about #21 thread jacking. Please keep up with the program next time.

By 21jason | 9

#4251032 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 0:28

Sooo I'm guessing they won't be calling back?

By SkoomaKi | 25

#4251046 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 0:29

Return the favor?

olpally | 32

#4252630 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 4:36

Because that's a reasonable reaction to respond to a phone ringing, what an idiot your bf is... Holy fuck..

By MonsterCommenter | 4

#4251048 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 0:29

Thats a "dropped" call.

purpleamandapand | 6

#4251068 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 0:30

More like a thrown call!

KeyboardWarrior | 10

#4251971 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 1:30

"Your call has been launched."

By calmyourself | 7

#4251059 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 0:30

Ive done the same. Sleep is very important.

ElricMustang | 23

#4252515 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 3:59

Lol name + pic = win!

calmyourself | 7

#4253334 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 9:01

Haha, thank you for the compliment. My dog will be thrilled too.

ElricMustang | 23

#4253749 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 13:05

Yea you can tell by his expression haha

cajekraze | 7

#4254793 - Tuesday 3 April 2012 20:46

Moreover, waking guys from sleep suddenly, like the sharp sound of a phone ringing, can cause an adrenaline reaction. What comes then is often uncontrollable to an extent

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