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"Who was it?" "Dunno. Phone's broken"

I hope you have a nokia

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"Who was it?" "Dunno. Phone's broken"

That's why I heard a boom before the phone ended.

Nope he's cheating on you that's why he didn't wanna talk in front of you. Dump his ass.

I think it said it was OP's cell phone so he's not cheating he's just an ass

57 WHAT AN ASSUMPTION. YOU SHOULD BECOME A DETECTIVE.

^Were the caps really necessary?

Based off his name, I'd say he went Super Saiyan.

INDEED I DID. YES THEY WERE NECESSARY. NO HOLDING BACK WHEN FIGHTING AGAINST INTERGALACTIC TYRANTS. YOU CAN THANK ME LATER.

57- He answered her phone. Not his...

She said he threw /her/ cellphone. Not his.

INCOMING!.....call

NO!! THIS IS PATRICK

Gotta do what ya gotta do to get away from a phone call

Must have thought it was a grenade.. "Call from Mo-OH MY GOD! FIRE IN THE HOLE!" Ahhh, Modern Warfare has ruined us.

Obviously he just watched The Ring..

121-You mean "One Missed Call"

I hope you have a nokia

That's because phones don't "brake". Remember kids: stay in school.

I know! One time, I was crossing the street and this Nokia nearly hit me! I mean, it was a red light and everything! Those Nokia's are crazy man, I tell ya.

I was jumped by a nokia once, talk about connecting people..

then they'll have to fix that giant hole in the wall.

Guys please the big bang theory is a cover up for the first Nokia exploding.

Actually don't hope for that. It would break the wall.

Looks like you can't "cell" your phone anymore. :( sucks.

I don't think she was planning to... Nice try anyways.

Holy shit this got thumbed down faster than my usual fail puns. I need to make my fails less failish (No, it's not a word).

Holy shit tits! Let's get better puns! (/-.-)/

Or... We could just give up on puns all together. CSI has ruined them all anyway.

Hahah Punny... NOT!

4, keep them coming I love puns!

You've been punished.

I can only imagine what he would do if he had one of those moving alarm clocks...

why would he be answering your phone? somebody sounds a teeny tiny bit obsessive... and violent

6 - can't tell if you're making a duck face or pulling a constipated look...

...constipated duck

I'm pretty sure OP means he couldn't be bothered to deal with keys and commands on her phone to shut it up so he destroyed it instead. No violence inferred...

21 - Can you not see we are discussing constipated ducks? Please stop thread jacking.

Yes we've already established that it's both. Now we're talking about #21 thread jacking. Please keep up with the program next time.

Sooo I'm guessing they won't be calling back?

Return the favor?

Because that's a reasonable reaction to respond to a phone ringing, what an idiot your bf is... Holy fuck..

Thats a "dropped" call.

More like a thrown call!

"Your call has been launched."

Ive done the same. Sleep is very important.

Lol name + pic = win!

Haha, thank you for the compliment. My dog will be thrilled too.

Yea you can tell by his expression haha

Moreover, waking guys from sleep suddenly, like the sharp sound of a phone ringing, can cause an adrenaline reaction. What comes then is often uncontrollable to an extent