By homewrecker - 01/08/2009 13:44 - United States

Today, I woke up from a night of crazy drunken sex with a guy I had met at a friends 23rd birthday party. The lights had been off when we had stumbled in to his house the night before. When I opened my eyes today, the first thing I saw was his family picture, complete with his wife and son. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 059
You deserved it 63 989

Same thing different taste

Top comments

lmmmr 0

Don't have sex with people you don't know.

kthxdie 0

At least you didn't wake up to his wife and kids in person.


lmmmr 0

Don't have sex with people you don't know.

addendum: "...without being willing to accept the consequences for random possibilities like your anonymous stranger for the evening being married, in a relationship, a spy, an alien, or from the future. Not necessarily in that order. Maybe some. Maybe all. Perhaps others. Please sign here: "

cherlana32 0

Sign me up! I want to have sex with an alien from the future!

thats not really a FYL tho cause he's the cheater,, how would she have any idea he was married with kids

Agreed. We've seen a million similar FML's with a million of the same comments, but apparently people still haven't learned yet... YDI for being a ****. Stop having sex with people that you've just met, because it's just asking for trouble.

A **** is someone who sleeps around with multiple people. Not someone who has a one night stand once. She may have only slept with 2 people her whole life. I agree she should have realized there are consequences to being with someone you don't know, but that doesn't make her a ****. If it was a new guy every weekend that would. We don't have enough information to call her that. He is the **** for cheating on his wife

kthxdie 0

At least you didn't wake up to his wife and kids in person.

zac12345 0
meowmeowwkitty 0

yes. that would def be worse!

How is this a FYL? At worst, it's a "F his family's life".

sireen 0
seb12992 0

Yeah, OP should be happy she didn't get an STD.

I agree, but the guy is just as much of a ****. And more-so b/c he's actually married. I say FYL just b/c the guy is the worse person here.

YDI completely...maybe she did get an STD... Honestly I'm more concerned about the wife getting an STD from the OP since she's obviously the kind that gets shitty drunk and ***** strangers. Yeah the guy's a dick too...but this isn't his's the OPs...and she totally deserved it...

No, just don't have casual sex with people you don't know and expect anything from them. It's just casual sex for them too, and there is no level of attachment beyond it. Admittedly this guy shouldn't have been sleeping around, but you shouldn't have expected anything more from a complete stranger and person you know nothing about. It doesn't make her a ****, but it does mean she's naive to assume the guy isn't when she doesn't know him at all.

lmmmr 0

I don't think she expected anything from him, I just think she didn't want to be involved in his infidelity. So really, it's his fault. But if she didn't have sex with people she didn't know, it wouldn't be an issue.

That's why you shouldn't drink- i makes you do STUPID THIS!

But... without drinking we wouldn't have posts like this to comment on! This strikes me as a bit like calling someone to tell them how much the phone sucks.

SaturnE_fml 0

If I don't drink, will you stop making me do stupid things?

Hell for all we (and the OP) know...he could be separated (death/divorce/etc) from his family...

well...there's about a 50% chance that he's divorced...

Regardless, the OP got the impression he is still married. And this wouldn't be an fml if he wasn't. So for the sake of the fml, let's assume he is

dr_house_MD 0

In response to #8, that's like saying "she wasn't drunk, she was simply naive to the effects of alcohol." Stop being an idiot and trying to justify that she's a decent lil lady. Anybody who wakes up from "crazy drunken sex" with a person they "met at a party" qualifies as a ****/man-*****. People shouldn't just randomly have sex, especially when drunk, for reasons like this