By Anonymous - 16/09/2009 05:19 - United States

Spicy
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML
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mahade 0

I signed up especially to leave this comment: MARRY THAT GIRL!

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SlightlyGPirate 0

hahahahhahaaha damn that sucks, butt that just made my day xD

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SlightlyGPirate 0

hahahahhahaaha damn that sucks, butt that just made my day xD

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White667 0

Exactly what I was thinking, this one is a KEEPER.

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Dunebuggy569 5

Hahahahahahaha!!! That's the funniest thing I've ever heard!

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jasonsaied 1

haha she's amazing

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hubbabubbba 0

lol!!!!!  at least shes funny! so I'd rather have sex which wud prob end up with her in LOTS of pain giving birth and prob hating u for making her go through that, or watch ur gf with a sense of humor dance???? wow

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hubbabubbba 0

ud not I'd teehee

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allnutty 0

I've seen am exact replica of this about 1minute ago the other one had more views

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insertnameherr 11

she's definately funny! I like her :)

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mrose57 0

Guess what today is? Get a new Girlfriend Day!

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littlegolferboy 4

You're just trying to get him to dump her so you can have her! It's okay, I would do the same.

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SonjaJay 0

Such it uP Pansy ass. She's so cool and ur just jelious

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youwithme 0

Um yeah she's totally demoted. And when you're done I'm going to be expecting her FML post pretty soon

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mahade 0

I signed up especially to leave this comment: MARRY THAT GIRL!

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emilieee_fml 0

Dooo itt!!!!!!

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twilight_guy 0

hahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wow!!!!

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