Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
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Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
Today, I went down on my girlfriend. In the midst of her orgasm, she grabbed my head with her legs, performing a submission most UFC fighters could be proud of, and she held on for so long that I almost suffocated. FML
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML
Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML
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csigabajnok 0
This has to mean you're TOO good! ;)
JordynAlexis 0
Arise, fair maiden, I have penetrate thou's divine walls through thy hole that fit thee's battering ram.
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Comments (85)
margie4peace 11
Some women come more, once the pumping stops. You're an idiot to think otherwise.
allieallie 0
57 is so right
lailax3 0
what a silly thing to say.
eminemXshady 0
I think we all agree that this is NOT an fml
xX_LilSammie_Xx 4
me thinks someone has a fetish.
margaret1997 0
Well im going to say either 1) She was faking an ******. It happens. OR 2) She kept having a real ****** even though your penis wasnt in her at the moment. Just a thought. x
birdofparadise 16
I thought the same thing when I read this. Sometimes, I even ask my bf to specifically stop moving, just because it feels really good for him to just be inside me. OP, you have excellent bragging rights!
sykopyro69 0
um dude that's a good thing
DumDum999 0
How is this an FML? It just means she's turned on
xcowboys 0
that means you did a good job