By Dope - 24/12/2008 11:23 - United States

Today, I tried to sell 2,000 options contracts, but I bought them instead, resulting in a big loss. FML
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redeagle852 0

I bet I am one of the only readers on this website, besides the poster, that actually knows what an Option Contract is!

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lundo 3

#2 is probly right cause my responce was going to be something like what the **** are you babilling about

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redeagle852 0

I bet I am one of the only readers on this website, besides the poster, that actually knows what an Option Contract is!

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NE7SSIE 2

I know what they are too! Specializin in finance for my diploma :D

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lundo 3

#2 is probly right cause my responce was going to be something like what the **** are you babilling about

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bitch_pleez 10

Probably* because* response* babbling* LEARN TO SPELL, FUCKTARD!!!!!

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Mcstud1y 30

You would think you would be killing Jews with that amount of grammar nazi.

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sthanu150 0

hi. i'm the guy who does his job. you must be the other guy.

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Sipos 0

Oh well, at least it isn't your money you lost (apart from your bonus).

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Peachy2392 26

You're 12. The only thing you know about finance is the allowance you receive from your parents.

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alphabetta 23

Actually, he's 16 or 17 now, so he probably knows more about finance than he did in 2009...

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ArgentumAurum 24

I doubt it would be that difficult to grasp, you probably wouldn't need to know a whole lot about finance (if you do anyway)

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thatguynamedsky 32

he's had plenty of time to figure it out

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Bam_Slowman 0

Options are not easy to explain. They are a right but not an obligation to purchase a set number of shares or goods at a predetermined price at a future date from another party.

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nuts_in_your_fac 1

the OP had the option of being interesting, he didn't exercise it.

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Metzler31 17

ehhh 9th! haha and its been 2 and a half years.

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Scottz 0

I an 10th I would like to thank every one who supported me threw this time! You guys rock!

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awkward_turtles 1

Yeah. I'm 11th and I'm posting this 2 and a half years after the FML was posted. Not much of an accomplishment there.

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