Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
Today, I went down on my girlfriend. In the midst of her orgasm, she grabbed my head with her legs, performing a submission most UFC fighters could be proud of, and she held on for so long that I almost suffocated. FML
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML
Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML
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csigabajnok 0
This has to mean you're TOO good! ;)
JordynAlexis 0
Arise, fair maiden, I have penetrate thou's divine walls through thy hole that fit thee's battering ram.
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Comments (85)
khloe_sophia 3
it's not a **** my life. you should be happy. next time just keep beating her pussy upp. it feels wayyy good. now I'm horny. ahahahah
fmlalldayxxx 0
lmfao i know right
highsheep 0
YDI for making your gf fake ******.
lambolady 0
she probably wasn't faking, if he stopped and she was still going, he's a pro. (just a tip: you may want to live on google/youtube for the next couple of days before even thinking about having sex...)
troyboyd05 0
Ever heard of comments being deleted?
lambolady 0
agreed 100%, this is a compliment. if your dick is big enough to make her feel good when it's not moving, you have bragging rights. (and, btw when a chick orgasms it doesn't end abruptly like a guys, it feels good for a while after.)
Emo_Girl_1995 0
hell, you are almost as good as my boyfriend, he can stop after weve been goin for awhile and ill still moan cause i can still feel it and i want it more
bbanimegurl 0
hmmm she was jus mad cuz you stopped. dont you no anything?
EBrennan 0
23 is the best one on here hah
Justforlolz 14
#57 true there
zyth 4
except he's tiny