Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while going down on my girlfriend, she stopped moaning and told me to stop because she couldn't fake it anymore. FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML
Today, in the middle of having sex, my girlfriend stopped moaning. I asked what was wrong. She said, "I'm bored." FML
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm. It was great until mid-gasm when she swung her arm out and knocked me out. She still can't stop laughing. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she started moaning and breathing heavily. I thought she was getting hot and was about to cum. Unfortunetly, she soon said, "I'm bored, let's play a board game." She was sighing, not moaning. FML
Today, I went down on my girlfriend. In the midst of her orgasm, she grabbed my head with her legs, performing a submission most UFC fighters could be proud of, and she held on for so long that I almost suffocated. FML
Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. This is the seventh time in a row that she hasn't moved or made any noises the entire way through. FML
Today, my girlfriend was going down on me. She only did it for 30 seconds, stopped, then said, "I'm not in the mood anymore." FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were getting it on, she suddenly stopped and yelled "STOP!". I stopped, scared I'd hurt her. She then yelled "HAMMER TIME!" and started to dance. We never finished. FML
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csigabajnok 0
This has to mean you're TOO good! ;)
JordynAlexis 0
Arise, fair maiden, I have penetrate thou's divine walls through thy hole that fit thee's battering ram.
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Comments (85)
krystal753 0
totally agreed 57. my bf dick is huge and he goes really hard and stop and I LOVE it !!!!
dakins 0
Somehow or another u always find a way to put anal sex in ur sentence o.O it's a talent, a creepy disturbing talent.
Beezy1008 0
omg. this is not an fml. this happens to me sometimes. it just means you got her sooo turned on and horny that even just thinking about it makes her cum. i want a guy like you.
Albarufus 13
She has to learn how to fake it better. :/
kalebalbert 4
Or she was faking a crappy ******
24791lampman 4
dude...girls dont moan only according to your dick just because you werent still thrusting doesnt mean she wasnt still feeling good.
worldclassrager 41
Did a good job it looks like...keep it up...
Randomnesss14 11
It might of just felt good having it in there...
Lunasis 14
darlin take it as a compliment, sometimes having it in but still feels amazing too
fantasyworld 39
You did really good then.