Romance ain't dead By awkwardbf - 09/09/2009 01:26 - United States 7 1 2 63 Today, I was sitting on my boyfriend's lap and we were hanging out, talking, and enjoying each other's company. Then he looked into my eyes and right when I thought he was going to kiss me, he said, "I can feel your heartbeat on my dick." FML I agree, your life sucks 25 959 You deserved it 4 878 Tweet Share
By staringisrude - 27/08/2009 23:00 - United States 6 0 3 63 Today, at work, I was putting away clothes in the Men's department, when a guy came and started shopping in the aisle in front of me. He kept staring at me non-stop. Getting fed up, I said "What are you staring at?" Turns out he was wearing his sunglasses on the back of his head. FML I agree, your life sucks 9 282 You deserved it 64 634 Tweet Share