By sixsix - 24/12/2008 11:19 - France

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Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML
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JordynAlexis 0

Arise, fair maiden, I have penetrate thou's divine walls through thy hole that fit thee's battering ram.

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MEGAJOSH 0

#14 made me laugh hysterically, I really don't know why. Anyway, despite the fact that I really could not tell if a girl was faking or not, her continuing to moan is definitely normal and certainly a good thing. Keep on *******...

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Mamu1977 0

Good on you, you've got here dickmatized.

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Natalie2k8 6

1) if she was faking, then at least she cares enough to fake. 2) maybe she was moaning because she was disappointed that you stopped.

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CDub7888 0

I don't think this is necessarily a bad thing. If you don't have to try to get a girl off and she's into you, then more power to ya.

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inlimbo11 0

not an FML. but you still fail for thinking she was faking it. how bout you get some confidence and ****** tear her vag up instead of "penetrating" her.

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mellowyellowww 0

so would you rather her not moaning over you being inside?? hahahaha

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bite_me1818 0

uhm i think thatt. she was fakinggg itt. lmao. do it again. andd actualy pay ateention.

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EmreArslan 11

Howly crap! What a fail in grammar, where are the grammar nazi's when you really need them!

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boxofrogs 2

oh god both of you, please, please stop typing forever

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iamtenyearsago 0

That's not an FML story. That's a f***, I'm so good at sex story. Sometimes when it's really intense and you stop, there's kind of a "gotta catch my breath, this is fabulous" sort of moan.

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HahahaThatsFunny 0

She was probably trying to get her breath back too and it probably still felt good not to mention she was probably having a huge ****** and people moan when they just have an ****** ! And I don't get how this is an FML ....

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