Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decided that if we both act like I'm not pregnant, "the baby will get the hint and go away". FML
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Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
Today, we told my fiancé's parents that I'm pregnant. His mom's response? "I'm going to throw up. You can't raise a child." We are both 28, self-sufficient and everyone else is thrilled. FML
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kayteakay 26
You should pretend he's not the father and maybe he'll get the hint and go away.
Alvarortor 14
Let me be the first to say your husband is dumber than the child
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Comments (146)
turtlescott163 11
That's terrible.
Dcm210 19
That's hilarious.
tidus_titan 7
And the fiancé is already setting examples for the child, running away always solves problems. For all the people who can't tell this is sarcasm.
jeriaslovesyou 16
What a douchebag.
TheLadyOpal 30
So he's basically telling you to disregard your pregnancy to the point where you have a miscarriage? What a sweetheart.
dreadbeat69 12
Apparently a clearly sarcastic comment constitutes an FML
Xotoolyxo 16
Shouldn't he be rejoicing? It's not like you're not already in a committed relationship
nevereyes 31
Many people don't want children..
jmfreee 16
103, you've commented on this a lot. I'm sure we all know some people don't want children, but whether he wants it or not he has it for now. So saying something this asinine just makes him look like a dumbass.
awilliams44 9
rude!! I would jot put up with that
JayMorps 7
How about making him disappear?
bieebslover11 12
How old is he 7?