Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decided that if we both act like I'm not pregnant, "the baby will get the hint and go away". FML
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kayteakay 26
You should pretend he's not the father and maybe he'll get the hint and go away.
Alvarortor 14
Let me be the first to say your husband is dumber than the child
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Comments (146)
brandoneyez1 25
OP You don't sound foolish enough to be with a guy like that. Poor baby. I have a 3 month old and love him dearly. The only thing I'm sorry for you is that baby has your ignorant fiancés DNA.
greggly123 6
You might as well, because statistically you're more likely to get divorced and fight over the damn kid. Cut your loses when you have the chance
rockhead1270 5
**** him and feed him fish heads
Mandy_Hime 6
Wow...So basically, he's telling you to pretend you are not pregnant so you have a miscarriage?! That has to be the lowest thing a father-to-be could say
JT_JT 3
This is a classic case of denial... You'll be on Maury proving his ass wrong ... Congratz
valentinov 15
I don't understand how men this stupid get laid. Einstein was right: a woman's mind is the greatest mystery. It's sad that natural selection doesn't apply to this kind of moron. I'm sorry to say this (as a man), but it's your fault you gave this idiot the chance to procreate! "You reap what you saw"
LeahLegendary 7
Hey, you people are overeacting. What's OP going to think when she reads these comments? My Husband did the same thing my first pregnancy. And now I'm 6weeks with my 2nd child and he's doing it again. It's denial, for him now mostly because my birth control failed and my Son is only 5 months old. Maybe OP's birth control failed also? Stop assuming and just be supportive. :) That's all she needs right now! Hopefully he falls in love with the baby when you have your first ultrasound! My husband did, sometimes it just takes men a little longer than women. Good luck OP :)
Curlytwirly22 17
I'm sure he was kidding
kat_moore15 12
Wow if anyone ever did that to me.. They'd get it.
KacyA93 7
I am sorry for this. I've been where you are, except I wasn't married. I tried to have an abortion, but it didn't work. My son was born early, but now is a happy and healthy 6 month old.