FML : Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes...

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Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By nothappywithlife - / Monday 30 March 2009 21:34 / United States

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By lancewell | 0

#71111 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:01

thats a real kick in the junk.facebook screws everyone over..

By PTERONOPHOBIA | 0

#71115 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:02

I had that happen when I was dating a douchebag once, but a MARRIAGE!?

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By lancewell | 0

#71111 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:01

thats a real kick in the junk.facebook screws everyone over..

mohomonopoly | 0

#647813 - Saturday 31 October 2009 18:17

Except lady gaga. Facebook helped that skeezebag's career.

Leon_S_Kennedy | 0

#648059 - Saturday 31 October 2009 21:05

queen to who? The tone deaf?

Nathaney | 0

#648089 - Saturday 31 October 2009 21:23

OWNED

Kristoffer | 30

#648135 - Saturday 31 October 2009 21:51

Lada Gaga isn't a bad singer but she's completely around the bend.

nam3 | 0

#648208 - Saturday 31 October 2009 22:27

i wuld do lady gaga

LongJohnnie5 | 0

#648505 - Sunday 1 November 2009 2:36

You would really do the gaga? Well lucky for you, shes got both lady parts and men parts, so you can pick and choose!

Hazy_fml | 0

#649103 - Sunday 1 November 2009 13:15

#199
The only thing Lady Gaga will be doing is pushing music back into the realm of the surreal, especially after all the hard work and many years it took for music to develop as "culturally stable."

This, of course, could be interpreted as both good and/or bad.

Penetration | 0

#650236 - Monday 2 November 2009 4:06

Sandwiches make everything better.

cutiepie87 | 0

#650280 - Monday 2 November 2009 4:36

WILL YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT LADY GAGA!

gu355_wh0 | 0

#650539 - Monday 2 November 2009 9:12

what are you a transvestite too?

allie2590 | 30

#651024 - Monday 2 November 2009 19:02

No, I'm pretty sure it's the people screwing everyone over, not Facebook.

violentturtle | 0

#653289 - Wednesday 4 November 2009 2:11

Oooooh!

sarcasticbitch | 7

#656680 - Thursday 5 November 2009 23:09

lady gaga is a male!

F___My_Life15 | 0

#657014 - Friday 6 November 2009 3:06

all she does is repeat words for the whole song its not even music anymore its like a broken record playing over and over again

SiLvEr_070 | 5

#657350 - Friday 6 November 2009 8:26

True. She scares me a little bit, caus of everyone thinking she's a man and all. =]

cashzmere09 | 0

#667594 - Thursday 12 November 2009 9:50

lady gaga is the queen of sluts honey

Kuro_koumori | 0

#716614 - Saturday 12 December 2009 17:08

Hey, now. I actually like Lady Gaga. e_e

JustLoseIt | 0

#751480 - Sunday 3 January 2010 0:37

Naw man shes the KING of music.... Hahahah

Beatles1500 | 0

#817405 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 3:05

agreed

subnoize6969 | 0

#818169 - Tuesday 2 February 2010 8:54

that sucksssssss man

xboxsucks | 0

#823042 - Thursday 4 February 2010 1:11

lady gaga is a dude.... you know that right?

Eddie_Paints | 0

#824118 - Thursday 4 February 2010 7:53

I agree Sandwiches are awesome!!

Roflmaaark | 0

#984877 - Monday 26 April 2010 0:57

Facebook ruins lives, get off it!

unluckyloser456 | 0

#1012745 - Sunday 30 May 2010 17:17

I LOVE THE COMIC xD

slushpup9696 | 12

#1039762 - Wednesday 23 June 2010 1:05

Sandwiches > Lady Gaga

crazyXmallie | 0

#1046518 - Monday 28 June 2010 0:15

Lady Gaga's not a transvestite, she's a hermaphrodite.

g0ldyxl0cks | 0

#1046658 - Monday 28 June 2010 3:41

Sorry and sadly I'm friends with a girl who's exhusband did this to her.

By laurabcdef | 0

#71112 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:02

i heard about that on the news on MSN.com

By gesseniasxangel | 0

#71114 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:02

That's stupid as hell.

By PTERONOPHOBIA | 0

#71115 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:02

I had that happen when I was dating a douchebag once, but a MARRIAGE!?

By may_cause_fail | 0

#71116 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:02

How could you be married to someone like that? I'm sorry. :[

By JCGN87 | 0

#71132 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:06

HAHAHAHA YOU MUST BE A FUCKING LOSEr!

whatnow2859 | 0

#647744 - Saturday 31 October 2009 17:16

im sorry :( what a bitch

By the_walrus | 0

#71144 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:08

#6 allow it.
as 4 her-wot a slut

By Theoderage | 3

#71145 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:08

Technology is just a brand new way to get screwed over and devalue lives. I'm sorry.

By wowfmlife | 0

#71148 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:10

F
A
K
E
!

By sexyx0sandyyy | 0

#71156 - Tuesday 31 March 2009 2:11

aww. im sorry

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