By nothappywithlife - 30/03/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I checked my facebook, and my wife of 5 years was listed as single. I then write on her wall that it is ok to announce to be married. She writes back saying that we have to talk and to come to the kitchen. My wife divorced me over facebook. FML
I agree, your life sucks 503
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lancewell 0
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thats a real kick in the junk.facebook screws everyone over..

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PTERONOPHOBIA 0
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I had that happen when I was dating a douchebag once, but a MARRIAGE!?

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lancewell 0
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thats a real kick in the junk.facebook screws everyone over..

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mohomonopoly 0
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Except lady gaga. Facebook helped that skeezebag's career.

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Leon_S_Kennedy 0
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queen to who? The tone deaf?

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Kristoffer 35
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Lada Gaga isn't a bad singer but she's completely around the bend.

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nam3 0
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i wuld do lady gaga

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LongJohnnie5 0
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You would really do the gaga? Well lucky for you, shes got both lady parts and men parts, so you can pick and choose!

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Hazy_fml 0
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#199 The only thing Lady Gaga will be doing is pushing music back into the realm of the surreal, especially after all the hard work and many years it took for music to develop as "culturally stable." This, of course, could be interpreted as both good and/or bad.

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Penetration 0
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Sandwiches make everything better.

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cutiepie87 0
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WILL YOU STOP TALKING ABOUT LADY GAGA!

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gu355_wh0 0
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what are you a transvestite too?

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allie2590 30
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No, I'm pretty sure it's the people screwing everyone over, not Facebook.

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sarcasticbitch 7
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lady gaga is a male!

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F___My_Life15 0
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all she does is repeat words for the whole song its not even music anymore its like a broken record playing over and over again

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SiLvEr_070 5
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True. She scares me a little bit, caus of everyone thinking she's a man and all. =]

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cashzmere09 0
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lady gaga is the queen of sluts honey

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Kuro_koumori 0
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Hey, now. I actually like Lady Gaga. e_e

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JustLoseIt 0
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Naw man shes the KING of music.... Hahahah

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subnoize6969 0
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that sucksssssss man

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xboxsucks 0
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lady gaga is a dude.... you know that right?

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Eddie_Paints 0
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I agree Sandwiches are awesome!!

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Roflmaaark 0
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Facebook ruins lives, get off it!

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slushpup9696 12
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Sandwiches > Lady Gaga

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crazyXmallie 0
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Lady Gaga's not a transvestite, she's a hermaphrodite.

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g0ldyxl0cks 0
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Sorry and sadly I'm friends with a girl who's exhusband did this to her.

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laurabcdef 0
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i heard about that on the news on MSN.com

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gesseniasxangel 0
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That's stupid as hell.

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PTERONOPHOBIA 0
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I had that happen when I was dating a douchebag once, but a MARRIAGE!?

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may_cause_fail 0
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How could you be married to someone like that? I'm sorry. :[

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JCGN87 0
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HAHAHAHA YOU MUST BE A FUCKING LOSEr!

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whatnow2859 0
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im sorry :( what a bitch

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the_walrus 0
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#6 allow it. as 4 her-wot a slut

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Theoderage 3
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Technology is just a brand new way to get screwed over and devalue lives. I'm sorry.

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