Today, I'm a little over a month pregnant. My fiancé has decided that if we both act like I'm not pregnant, "the baby will get the hint and go away". FML
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Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, I'm 5 months pregnant. My 20-year-old boyfriend still refuses to tell his parents because he thinks he'll get in trouble. He thinks we can get away with "never telling them and just hiding the kid." FML
Today, my boyfriend is so ashamed of me that when someone asked how far along my pregnancy is, he quickly replied "5 months now!" instead of telling them I'm not actually pregnant. FML
Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been telling everyone he doesn't want a baby. He has been telling me he does. We have been trying for months. I'm now pregnant and confused. FML
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, after months of trying for a baby and telling me how he wants a family and can't wait to have a kid with me, my boyfriend was relieved when I got a negative home test, saying he's not ready for kids yet. I took another test this morning. I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I found out I’m pregnant with the man I’ve been in love with for almost a year. When I told him, he got down on one knee, cuddled my abdomen and said, "Get out." FML
Today, my pregnancy test came back positive. My boyfriend is no fan of fatherhood, so it was with some hesitation that I called him and let him know I'm pregnant. He replied, "Like hell you are!" and hung up. He now refuses to answer any of my calls. FML
Today, we told my fiancé's parents that I'm pregnant. His mom's response? "I'm going to throw up. You can't raise a child." We are both 28, self-sufficient and everyone else is thrilled. FML
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kayteakay 26
You should pretend he's not the father and maybe he'll get the hint and go away.
Alvarortor 14
Let me be the first to say your husband is dumber than the child
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Comments (146)
kacironi 13
and you plan on marrying this fool?
skipper2009 18
This is a perfect reason why stupidity shouldn't breed.
Always_Hungry 7
Let's just hope that was a joke.
Enchantedlove 1
Tell your boyfriend that's not happening !
nannyRayRay 14
My only question is how serious was he? If it was a joke it obviously was not funny. If he was serious.. sorry but you may need to give some time to readjust his thoughts on the baby that IS on the way
B00K_L0V3R93 31
Sorry to have to say this, but your boyfriend is a certifiable idiot if he honestly thinks that plan will work. FYL and your unborn baby's.
Wowlookatthat 15
I mean, technically if you got drunk or went to the water park like if it wasn't there... it probably would go away... please don't do that though...
tehdarkness 21
Sounds like this wasn't a mutual decision...