Today, I found out I’m pregnant with the man I’ve been in love with for almost a year. When I told him, he got down on one knee, cuddled my abdomen and said, "Get out." FML
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Today, after months of my fiancé begging me to have a baby with him, I found out I’m pregnant. He doesn’t want a baby anymore. FML
Today, I found out I’m pregnant and got excited. We’d never discussed kids before since we’ve only been dating a year, but I was so happy… until I told him, and his face just fell. I left after he drank himself unconscious and I’m now at my mum's house FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out I’m pregnant. My fiancé was beaming with joy. However, I’m not sure if he’s the father because I recently had hate sex/quickie with my ex-boyfriend, who is also my coworker. I wish the Earth would swallow me. FML
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, my ex dumped me for his ex who'd cheated on him. Today, I also found out I'm pregnant. When I told him he said, "I’m really happy for you. I hope it all works out." FML
Today, I found out the man I've been wanting to marry for a year and a half wants us to take a break. FML
Today, I called my ex and told him I was pregnant with his child. He was thrilled, going on and on about how much he wanted to be a dad. I had to tell him I was going to abort it. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML
Today, I announced to my boyfriend of 5 years that I was pregnant. He gave me an ultimatum. Either I "get rid of it" because he’s "not ready to be a dad" or he’ll "put me out on the streets." I’m unemployed and have nowhere to go if I keep it. FML
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Top comments
QueenSaru 28
Uh... 'in love with for almost a year' is a weirdly cryptic sentence. Does he love you back? Are you in a proper (whatever your definition is for this) relationship? Have you had the 'what happens if we have kids' talk?
RichardPencil 32
He's just telling his child what his favorite Jordan Peele movie is. Let's go with that.
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QueenSaru 28
Uh... 'in love with for almost a year' is a weirdly cryptic sentence. Does he love you back? Are you in a proper (whatever your definition is for this) relationship? Have you had the 'what happens if we have kids' talk?
RichardPencil 32
He's just telling his child what his favorite Jordan Peele movie is. Let's go with that.
Major Ahull 3
You're pregnant with a full-grown man? For a full year? Are you an elephant?