Cryptic reaction

By Anonymous - 30/08/2021 03:01

Today, I found out I’m pregnant with the man I’ve been in love with for almost a year. When I told him, he got down on one knee, cuddled my abdomen and said, "Get out." FML
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Uh... 'in love with for almost a year' is a weirdly cryptic sentence. Does he love you back? Are you in a proper (whatever your definition is for this) relationship? Have you had the 'what happens if we have kids' talk?

He's just telling his child what his favorite Jordan Peele movie is. Let's go with that.

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Uh... 'in love with for almost a year' is a weirdly cryptic sentence. Does he love you back? Are you in a proper (whatever your definition is for this) relationship? Have you had the 'what happens if we have kids' talk?

He's just telling his child what his favorite Jordan Peele movie is. Let's go with that.

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You're pregnant with a full-grown man? For a full year? Are you an elephant?